To the Bassoon!
"Celestia," my student asked me, "Why do I hear what sounds like a dying duck?"
I chuckled. "Oh Sugar Snap, that's what the bassoon sounds like. Luna tried to usurp the throne and bring about eternal night, so I sent her to practice the bassoon."
"WAahhtutW w Bzzzz ckhhooo ow a ourghghhgh!" assaulted both our ears.
Sugar gave me a doubtful look. "You sent her to practice bassoon."
"Yeah," I said, blushing. "Perhaps I should have sent her packing to the moon instead."
"GRRRRrrraaazzzz!!!"
"Yes, you probably should have."