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Isaac`s going to kick their ass`s, isn`t he?
FIRST!!!
Shut up Pinkie, get back to the cupcakes.
Necropony Inbound!
Stomp necroponies in the nuts!!!
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Isaac shall indeed do something.
It will be very dramatic and impact shall be wow and super excellent kawaii-desu Necro-San.
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It does!
Not yet, entirely, though. Just a hint!
P.S. I missed swapping comments with you.
DAMNIT THOSE BASTARDS FUCKED UP MY LUNCH WHEN THEY ATTACKED!!!
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Excuse me, princess.
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Indeed.
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I'm not royalty damnit I'm pissed because of the fact that I haven't ate in five weeks because Lyra locked me in her basement so she can rape me but it never happened because I would conjure a human hand and yell "FETCH!"
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... I... had no idea...
I'm sorry.
Need some help?
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No need I work alone. *puts on nightingale hood then jumps out the window* *thud* ow okay I need help.
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On the way!
*Dons Dragonscale Thief-enchanted armor* *drops next to you*
Hold on, let's get out of here!
GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE!?
OH SH!T
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What I thought I killed her! Okay that's it! FUS RO DAH!!!!!! *throws 10 exploding cupcakes with tactical nukes*
*KAH FUCKING BOOM!!!!*
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Let's run!
*Sprints towards Pelican on the cliff edge*
We're almost free!
gotcha, bitch!
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Aww crap it's Molestia! Get her curi- uhh I mean Furious George!
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F^CK YEAH!
WE DID IT!
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Oh fuck not yet! *points hoof at 9000 Raging gamer Luna's* uhhh oh fuck *before someone says ITS OVER 9000!!!!*
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Quick, get the Derpy clone! Quell their rage with hormones!
*throws Derpy clone into them*
*they all start dry-humping it*
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Hey Dragon you gonna get ESO (Elder Scrolls Online)? Because tomorrow my mom is preordering it for me for my birthday on Thursday.
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It's out already, and definitely not. It's terrible. I've played it at a friends house, and they told me never to buy it.
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Not for Xbox One or PS4
4420683 k back to our screwed up adventure
Ok ok Derpy clone Derpy clone hmm AHA *picks up the real Derpy instead of the clone* ok you Luna's here's Derpy! *Throws Derpy at the horde of Luna's.
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But still, I wouldn't recommend it.
Just replay Skyrim, that's what I'm doing.
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Dear Faust, they're really going at it!
Should we, like, escape now?
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*Something lands on the top of the pelican*
Hmm? What is up there? Dragon go look I'm driving right now.
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Alright.
*Opens hatch*
... oooh, boy.
"Sup?"
Hey, Five.
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Hmm anywa- *POOM* *Jumps back* ahh what the fu- oh oh um I splattered some pony it looks like BlueBlood.
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Wow. Turns out his blood was blue. How 'bout that?
"Yeah. How 'bout that?"
um... so, we kinda borrowed the Pelican?
"You sure did."
Red-Hoof, what do?
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Well I heard there's a stallion in Manehatten that has some powerful gem that will grant us 100 wishes that he stole.
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Let's go! What do you think, Five?
"F^cking metal."
Let's GO!
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It's called the "The Gem of Amnesty" it says that whoever wishes their first wish they become a alicorn for a side affect.
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Oh... balls...
"Whatever. That means I get to Bang Chrysalis earlier than I planned. Bring it."
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Why did you have to shove those images into my head! You know n-Nevermind lets just steal the gem back Sly Cooper style! Cuz there's a hot mare I want to date!
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Deal.
"Let's do this sh!t. I've got a mare awaiting as well. And I must service my queen. Spartan style."
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You go spartan I go DOVAHKIIN!!!!!!!
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It's Five now.
Let's go. I got the stealth pack, but you know what, f^ck it, we've got a Tank cannon.
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Wait Nevermind about me being DovakKiin I'm now a Tenno from Warframe.
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I don't know what that is but whatever. Let's blow sh!t up.
4420881 well a Tenno is a soldier that is a ninja at the same time and Warframes are awesome battle suits with special abilities. My frame is Mag so I KNOW HOW TO USE DA FORCE!!!
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Sweet. I'm a Spartan-IV and I kick all kinds of @$$.
How about we get this wish-thing and then go back to our homes and then finish our mission along with out mares. My Queen needs my services.
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And I got a mare named Roseluck to date. And. I mean NOW!!!
*Puts pelican into full throttle*
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LEEEEROOOOOOOY!
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Hey were at Manehatten and I see the stallion with the gem and he didn't use the gem yet he might be looking for a reason to wish! Let's snatch it before he uses it!
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Get to the ramp, I'll fly.
*tags-in*
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*Gets to the ramp* he's a Pegasus so if he is a- wait a minute the holder of the gem is Soarin!
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Mother-
Get him before he has a chance to make it to Apploosa!
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*Grabs bow and arrow* *aims* *then the arrow hits him in the knee*
Soarin: Ahhhh OW!!! Ow ow ow ow!
*I grab the gem with my magic*
Soarin: Hey! That's my gem!
Not anymore motherfucker!
Hard to recall when was the last time I screamed "FUCKING SHIT FUCK!" as loud as I just did.
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YEAH!
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Put 'er there!
4420992 Really? How so? Why bring that up?