The Adventures Of Tom.

by Syliunt

Tom and Pinkie Pie

Tom was strapped to a table, in a dark room that was dark and scary, with no memories of how he got there because he was a rock. Looming over him with an infamous face was Pinkie-Pie holding a chisel and a hammer preparing to do something.

“Glad you woke up” Pinkie said, but Pinkie was wrong because Tom did not wake up , because he was a rock and rocks
don't sleep. .
“Are you ready to ROCK it?”, the party pony asked giggling with delight Tom, but Tom did not respond, for he was a rock. This
made pinkie VEEERYYY angry so she decided to start causing the rock on the table pain by making a large cut with her hammer and chisel before
saying, “ I hope you you can feel this, GRANITE ive never been a rock before so I wouldnt know”.

Pinkie laughed at her own joke but Tom did not react, because he was a rock. This made Pinkie-Pie even more angry, she
shouted “WELL MAYBE I HAVE TO HAMMER IT INTO YOU”before striking tom with the hammer and laughing hysatarically for a
few moments, followed by a deep gave at the rock waiting for a reaction. Tom did not react, because he was a rock.

Just then the table broke under Toms weight and he rolled on top of pinky crushing her to death.

And thus Tom saved the universe yet again.

Comments

[Lord_Kalbario]

... ok, now THAT was THE most random thing i have ever read

[neutralmilk]

Subtract the few grammer errors and this is one of the best stories I've read in a while.
TOM IS BEST PONY

[Bugenhagen]

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[lightningstorm]

That was amazing. Simply put. Although the paragraphing needs to be fixed

[DuskAndDawn]

This is amazing. Beautiful.

[MagicalBrownie]

Many ROFL's were given, sir! And not those you type with a pokerface, just because there's nothing else to be said. You really, really made my day. Thanks a lot!