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// Tom and Pinkie Pie 
// Story: The Adventures Of Tom. 
// by Syliunt 
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Tom was strapped to a table, in a dark room that was dark and scary, with no memories of how he got there because he was a rock. Looming over him with an infamous face was Pinkie-Pie holding a chisel and a hammer preparing to do something. 		
“Glad you woke up” Pinkie said, but Pinkie was wrong because Tom did not wake up , because he was a rock and rocks 
don't sleep. .
“Are you ready to ROCK it?”, the party pony asked giggling with delight Tom, but Tom did not respond, for he was a rock. This 
made pinkie VEEERYYY angry so she decided to start causing the rock on the table pain by making a large cut with her hammer and chisel before 
saying, “ I hope you you can feel this, GRANITE ive never been a rock before so I wouldnt know”.
Pinkie laughed at her own joke but Tom did not react, because he was a rock. This made Pinkie-Pie even more angry, she 
shouted “WELL MAYBE I HAVE TO HAMMER IT INTO YOU”before striking tom with the hammer and laughing hysatarically for a 
few moments, followed by a deep gave at the rock waiting for a reaction. Tom did not react, because he was a rock. 
Just then the table broke under Toms weight and he rolled on top of pinky crushing her to death.
And thus Tom saved the universe yet again.