My Little OPony: Twilight Is Magic

by cleverpun

The Twilight Master

Dear Princess Celestia,
Thank you very much for sending me two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. I am flattered that you want me there. It seems, however, that you only sent me two tickets, and I could not bear to choose some of my friends over the others. I would need at least thirty tickets to invite my humble social circle.

I understand that tickets are in high demand for such an event, so I have attached a modest amount of pure 999.99999999999999 gold to help cover the costs. I recently discovered the lost secret of alchemy, so if it is insufficient I would be happy to provide more.

Your faithful equal,
Princess Twilight Sparkle, Esq.

Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
I would never dream of accepting such a generous donation from you when you have already given this kingdom so much. I have attached more tickets, and I apologize for my selfish lack of foresight.

If you ever need anything else, never hesitate to ask.

Your faithful servant,
Princess Celestia

Comments

[Sozmioi]

999.9999999% pure?

Wow. I usually only make it up to 112% pure.

[Silver_Cloud123]

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[ymom2]

3525590 They say 999 fine gold to mean 999mg out of one kg.

[TwilightPoopSparkle]

Best story ever.

[Apoc]

Did anyone notice it said
"You faithful servant
Princess Celestia"
Seem Twilight took over quick.

[RedvsBlue327]

A story where things go projectile vomitingly good for Twilight.

I'm down for that.

[CassandraMyOCisBestpony]

It's a good thing Twilight is so clever, it seems Tia's not the brightest star in the sky.

[BrokenLifeCycle]

Twilight is so awesome, no matter how much she gold she throws around, the economy remains stable.

[Ray MorningLight]

She took over pretty quick

[DarkSnowGaming]

Ok, well she isn't self centered, hmmmm, Twilight finds them both equals, Celestia finds herself below Twilight? Jeez and I thought Twilight was to kind and humble.