It was a late spring day in california, april fools to be exact. A certain peeved pegaus perfected his pernicious plot. A plan to dye his dad with shade most dastardly. Azure had been around town all day to find enough of the offensive color, filling two buckets poised upon the door frame. Barely held by a delicate balancing act the slightest twicth would send them, and their contents, to the victim below.
Azure had been scheming since his impromptu wake up call sent him hurtling out the window. Flying was fun, but flying to not die and dodging large chunks of very sharp glass was quite another. Shortly after breakfast his father headed out, saying he'd be back "eventually whenever when I feel like it." Without a second to waste, he headed out and formulated his own counter attack.
John hovered silently outside of the window, watch Azure study the door. He'd known his son would try to get him back, after all he was HIS son. There would have to be revenge lessons. This was a pathetic attempt. A whole day and the best he could come up with was dye him when he came through rhe door? He even did the balancing act instead of a trip wire rig.
John sighed and slide the patio door open soundlessly and snuck up, inch by inch, to his son. John paused for a moment, then sprung his trap.
"Boo!" He shouted, making Azure jump and the buckets fall, turning his son pink.
"What the hay dad!" Azure blurted, flabbergasted.
"Father two, Son zero. Better luck next year boy-o."
-_-_-_-_-Author's Notes-_-_-_-_-
Not on hiatus.
Also, realer update soonish.
Then a real real update.
Also, Fuchsia Wind best pony.
inb4 oci
When I first saw the update I was like "now why does this seem familiar."
It took a minute for everything to start coming back, might need to reread the first three chapters of this one though. It's nice to see you're writing again!
Ooh, i see watcha did there: a Paul McCartney reference.
Live and let Dye.
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INB4 MEEEEEE?
came through the door