Happy April Fools Day Azure!
An Azure Future: Moving On
Happy April Fools Day Azure!
John looked around at the set up, pleased. He had stayed up all night to assure it was set in place.
Two giant elastic bands wrapped around his son's matress. A simple catch with an electrionic release hooked into the alarm bedside. It was set to go off when the alarm stopped.
The alarm was due to go off in ten seconds. John took the small moment to appreciate his work. The alarm went off.
"Uuuhhh..." Azure rolled over and hit the snooze, it was the weekend after all. There was a loud twang as the bands went taught. Unfortanatly, John had made a miscalculation, as the entire bed frame, matress, and pony went out the window. He had calculated for the matress, but the frame was bulky and too large for the window shattering it.
"Well fuck." John swore at the prospect of replacing it.
"What the flying hay dad?!" >Oh right, Azure.<
"Yeah?" He cocked his as if confused.
"What was that about?!"
"Heh. Happy April Fools Day Azure."
"Sometimes Dad..."
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Wat.
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It was an April Fools thing...
So yes, the correct reaction is: "Wat."
It's a weird april fools day
Bahahaha. Someone needs to draw fanart about this Xd
hehe be glad the horseshoe was not on the other hoof..
and what about R63 john?
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i deny your reality and replace it with my own.
she still exists
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I support this idea.
397176 I also support this... now to find someone who will...
Hmm. Someone quickly draw an azure-shaped hole in a street :D
>Catapult son and bed out of window
>Give more shits about replacing the bed and window than about son
I dunno if I've said this before, but John Norris confirmed for Father Of The Year.
You forgot the part where the bed hits the ground! What does it land on? His truck? A pony? I think it needs something. =P
"Sometimes Dad..."
What?