It's a beautiful spring day in Ponyville, the kind of day where the clouds look like fluffy sheep (and the sheep look like ground-clouds), the kind of day for a pony to be out and about. It's not the kind of day to come upon a grisly murder scene, but that's how Rarity's day is going so far.

Who could have done such a thing?

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Additional Characters (subject to change): Chell, Sparkler, Dinky Hooves, Kit Kat, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle

Just as Nightmare Moon is about to lose to the elements of harmony, she receives an offer, one that will end with her being forced to love a rock.

This was supposed to be for Valentine's day but I am a dummy. Check out its sister story over here!