It is a sad occasion, sad enough that I cannot greet any of my regular readers by typing the word "HUMPADUMP" repeatedly. What is this occasion?

Light Despondent was just cancelled.

(Also, the chapter title "Let It Die" was totally unintentional, I was just feeling a bit more Suda 51 than usual about 9 months ago when I titled that chapter)

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Whenever I feel bad about Light, I just remember (I also dismember, but that is beside the point): How many of the people downvoting it because it's conversion bureau have a fave from Kalash93?

Prrrrrrrrobably not many. So, to Kalash93, if you're reading this blogpost, thanks - that means a lot. All that said, that's enough remembering. Time for some DISmembering!

...VIOLENCE!

I should make one thing clear: Nothing bad is going on. I don't really have obligations, or some kind of horrible thing bearing down on me. I'm not going on a hiatus - technically, I kind of already am on hiatus, so the only way I could hiatus my hiatus would be actually updating. But still: I feel like I owe you an explanation as to why Light's updated so infrequently. I'd like to say it was because of another story that I am also working on (Yes, I'm working on something that's a

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I'm actually finished with... most of the next couple chapters of Light. That said, I'm having serious trouble with chapter 15. This marks the sixth time I've had to rewrite it.

Chapter 8, My Self-Defense Catastrophe, has been rewritten! Red was a bit unhappy on that, so he ended up asking me to add in some stuff explaining the bombardment.

Huh. A blog post from Fluffy that isn't allcaps or trying too hard to be nonsense. Crazy, huh? Anyway, in accordance with my ideas of Kraber's childhood, I retooled a bit of chapter 4, Burn My Shadow. At the moment, my intended backstory is that Kraber's a bit of a military brat, one of the children of an ex-32 Battalion man named Paul Kraber. There were some lines in Burn My Shadow that suggested Kraber was unfamiliar with firearms, so I changed them.

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...Why does always capslock?

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Added Light Despondent to four more groups! I hope this comes to something. I hate the feeling that I am whoring myself out.

Light Despondent has just updated! And minor changes have been made. For example, you may notice that the cover has changed. That's thanks to Jed - he used the magic of photoshop to create a new one. If you look closely, you can see Heliotrope, Yael, and Aegis being added in. Which is important - they get big roles in the next few chapters.

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I can't believe I forgot about Dr. Ernst Kasparek. Ex-PER, helped teach the PHL how to make enhanced gear... I really need him to appear in Light Despondent now. That guy was fun as hell to write.

In light of recent events, I have decided that Aegis is the younger brother of Troubleshoes from the most recent episode.

Except Aegis is smaller. He's about midway between the size of Troubleshoes and Big Mac.

I'm writing this blog post to let you know I'm not going through with my idea of Kraber getting ponified, surv...
Wow that sounds SO fucking dumb when I write it out loud. There was all kinds of bullshit in this idea, some downright stuish stuff, and his newfoal self exploding, but long story short, that's a really terrible idea.
Also, snippet time, humpadumps

August 23, 2022
10:30 PM

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As most of you know by now, TB3 has been busy awhile now. But I recently managed to get in contact with him, and solidify some plans for Light Despondent. I can't tell you everything that's happened - I don't want to spoil the surprise - but TB3's words were, and I quote,

"Nobody is innocent, BWAHAHAHAHA."

To make a long story short, I'm going to be undergoing all the steps possible to make this a prequel to Last Train.

For all of those following, Light Despondent's next three chapters have even MORE animatronic-related deaths.
http://picosong.com/2gaa/
Which isn't really saying much, but trust me, it's really disturbing animatronic death.

...I have to draw Pinkie Pie hugging Kraber. The canon one. Probably.

So, I, uh, I've been working on Chapter 15 of Light. Cause I was bored. Though it'll probably end up being chapter 16. And just so we're clear, it is the most fucking absurd thing I have ever written.

So, there I was, writing the new chapter of Light when I decided that the current chapter had a newspaper article with Caduceus. Except, bizarrely enough, I realized I hadn't physically described Caduceus

Whoops.

With that said, here's Caduceus, down below!

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Fok this, I'm gonna go play Destiny or Borderlands. It's too much work to cut Light up into smaller and smaller bits - I'll make the later chapters smaller. Or something. This is too much of a pain in the ass!

A frequent complaint I've gotten is that the chapters I have are too long. I'm probably going to cut them in half or thereabouts. They'll probably be closer to 7k words or something.