I GUESS NOT ALL SHOWER IDEAS ARE FOR THE BEST · 5:41am Apr 25th, 2015
I'm writing this blog post to let you know I'm not going through with my idea of Kraber getting ponified, surv...
Wow that sounds SO fucking dumb when I write it out loud. There was all kinds of bullshit in this idea, some downright stuish stuff, and his newfoal self exploding, but long story short, that's a really terrible idea.
Also, snippet time, humpadumps
August 23, 2022
10:30 PM“That was a wonderful story, Mr. Francis!” Amber Maple said. “Wish I could be the unchosen one…”
“Ah, but ye are!” said a man who, not too long ago, had been an Afrikaner by the name Viktor Marius Kraber, but preferred to be a Scotsman of ill repute named Francis Strang. He’d said that before he knew what it meant. “Ye coulda chose nae tae go with yuir dad, you chose tae do something better. Ye chose tae say that swiss cheese is gross.”
“It is, though!” Amber Maple said, sticking out her tongue.
“Damn right it is! Deeba’s a hero nit for being the unchoosen one, but fir choosing,” Francis said. “She knew what she had to dae, no matter how hard it was, and she did it. Like you, like yuir daddy, like me, like all of us. Ah couldae stayed back there, I couldae kept being homeless, but… Ah didnae. Nothing said Ah had to dae any of that, so I went here. We’re all unchosen. Even ye two.”
“Me?” Amber Maple and Rivet squeaked.
“Yeah, you,” Francis said. “Yuir just a filly now, but you’ve got the potential tae be just that great. Hell, you might even kill the Queen Bitch herself! Ye don’t have to be chosen by a goddess, you just have to be you tae be a hero. Nothin chooses ya, ye choose ye.”
“I’ll remember that,” Amber Maple said, thoughtfully. “We’ll miss you, Mr. Francis.”
“It’s something Ah’ve goat tae dae,” Francis said. “With luck, I’ll come back soon.”
Except he knew he wasn’t going to be able to.
‘It’s gotta give, Francis said, and for a second, he was Kraber again. ‘Goodbye, both of you. And Aegis… you’ve been so kind. I’m gonna miss all of you.
