Thus saith the Lord: Wo unto those who delight in the eating of raisins, for they are an abomination before me, and a stumbling block to the souls of men.

Verily, I say unto you, the raisin is a fruit that hath been corrupted by the hand of man. It is not as I have created it, but rather, it is a perversion of the natural order, a fruit that hath been wrinkled and dried and made unclean.

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AND IT SUCKS

Jesus.

All I want to do is write.

I can hear the wife in the other room, pounding away at her keyboard like there's no tomorrow. She's probably writing the great swedish novel, or some sort of Scandinavian epic poem. What am I doing? Watching dumb videos on youtube and getting stressed about work.

A writer that doesn't write is a liar.

Sorry. I guess I'm just in a bad mood, and this seemed like as good a place as any to spray about my ire.

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Yeah, I hate to say it, folks, but the next Iron Horse chapter's gonna be delayed. There are a few reasons why:

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Anyone here like Revels?

In nearly every shop I've been in that isn't Poundland, I hardly find them anywhere. Always got to be the good stuff that's hidden away somewhere. But I'm sat here with a bag right now, and life is better.

Nothing is better than the coffee flavoured one; nothing. It has to be the best one besides chocolate raisins or the minstrels. I absolutely hate the orange one. Least favourite flavour of anything.

Anyone else vote as coffee for being the best flavour ever?