[8:45:46 PM] RainbowBob The Awesome: Love works pretty easy
[8:45:48 PM] RainbowBob The Awesome: It's like a car
[8:45:55 PM] RainbowBob The Awesome: You pick your make and model
[8:45:58 PM] RainbowBob The Awesome: Take good care of it
[8:46:02 PM] RainbowBob The Awesome: Ease it on roads
[8:46:08 PM] RainbowBob The Awesome: Perform oil changed when you can
[8:46:17 PM] RainbowBob The Awesome: And then fuck it hard, every single night

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I didn't do a damn word of writing. Well except for the the OC competition thingy, and I'm pretty sure I lost during the round (which I'm kinda glad for due to the fact I knew I'd lose anyway because I suck at writing under pressure), so right now I have nothing going for me writing wise. Heck, I haven't even been on Fimfic for a good while.

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This was actually based off of Hemingway's "A Clean, Well-Lighted Place," although more of an inspirational piece than anything else. Kinda on the purple prosy side, which is definitely taking away from its Hemingway roots (forgive me, oh great bearded one). Overall it was a good opportunity to try out some personification and metaphors, so heyooooooo, give it a looksy. Feedback is greatly appreciated!

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And by gods I mean me. I am multiple ones, composed in a spongey body. Anyway, the smiling part comes with the fact that there's a new FEELING PINKIE MEAN chapter out right now. Working in the next one right now. In a move to dispel laziness I decided to keep on writing chapters until it's finally done, sanity be damned.

So, uh, yeah... go read it and junk. Do it for Bobby.

Write a story idea in a comment and the best/most popular one is the one I'll write.

Super drunk right now.

Oh man, I was late in announcing this. Oh well, this can only be expected from a sponge like me. You all know how it is... and stuff.

Anywhores, join up in this super-amazing-fabulous-totally worth your time contest for the monies! And honor! And glory! But most importantly, blooooooooood!

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Oh man I've been buuuuuuuuuuuusy. Like, so much so. Just moved town and had to get everything situated in a new house. Plus, I've finally adopted a kiddo, so I got that going for me, which is great. More difficult than I ever thought it would, but the wife and I managed to get everything down pat (for now at least).

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I just changed my avatar.

Yeah, I think that's pretty much it.

...

I wonder if I should change my short bio.

Suggestions are welcome.

All right, so I made this as a little gift for RainbowBob, and to test and see how my voice work is. Either way, here is a link to the original story.

I forgot to mention it was my birthday like two days ago. Damn, I've been busier than I thought.

Oh, also, writing a novel. Because I'm a neeeeeeerd.

Lemme tells ya, trying to find a decent internet reception in Miami sucks balls. But on the bright side they have incredibly fruity drinks over here, which is rad.

Also holy fuck so much shit in my feed message. Haven't checked Skype in a long time. So many things. So little time.

...

Eh. So how are you guys doing?

Time for some potentially triggering abnormal discussions up in Bobville. I'm wanting to write a story, yet have no really... uh... roundabout way how to cover the topic. Even though it is an interesting topic. On my part, I blame a lack of character and true originally I sold out long ago to buy that Mexican fanfic writing sweatshop. And since the workers are on strike (I just need to wait for my new whip ordered from Amazon to come to my doorstep any day now), I am in needing of

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AMA time, baby. Hit me up with the questions. I have five hours to burn. Mostly because there's nothing good on tv and it's another good excuse not to write anything once again.

Uh, you didn't hear that last part. Or read it. Unless you speak out loud when you read. Then just, um, do whatever I guess.

Whelp might as well as get this out of the way before I get sober.

How are you so spongy?

Dr. Clean mostly, with a touch of Pinesol.

What's your favorite band and type of music?

Uhhhhh.... Does D12 count as a band? Eh, they have a song called that, it should be good enough. As for favorite type of music, it'll be split between hardcore rap, 1950's jazz/blues, and of course, deathcore.

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Uggggggggh.

Oh yeah, right. My bad.

Well, uh, people... yeah, it's been rough. On me at least. You guys on the other hand could still be having a rad time. Or something. I'm not trying to put you down here. Just trying to be... real? I guess.

See, one of the main reasons I didn't come onto the site for over a month now was because of my job. But some other things got into the mix as well. Messy, messy things.

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Alf crossover is progressing nicely.

Executioner story is going better than expected.

Latest chapter update to Feeling Pinkie Mean is nearly complete.

But this status update for the writer wouldn't be complete without one final thing.

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