No. Really. It's about poop.

At least now I never have to write a story involving feces ever again.
You could say I've gotten it out of my system.

Now, I'm going to go drink brandy and eggnog and cook.

-Pencil

Happy Thanksgiving, Americunts.
Happy Independence Day, Mongolia.
Happy Constitution Day, India.
Happy Water Festival Ceremony, Cambodia.
Happy International Cake Day, World.
And,
Sorry there's no hockey going on, Canada. You can blame us for this one.

-Pencil

P.S. New story soon. Or stories. Going to take someone's recommendation that I put my Twilight oneshit stories into a collection.

As many of you are probably now aware, we have been deceived. I cruel trick has been played on all of us, and I, for one, won't stand for it. The release date for the first episode of season 6 has been revealed, March 26'th for those living under a rock or enjoying their lives, and the gap between season 5 and 6 is a lot smaller than we were expecting, something that makes me very angry. How dare they do this, the nerve of Hasbro, to call this a hiatus. It's four months. Four bucking months!

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 4th installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", and for my 7th analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Sean Connery's final outing as the title character: "Never Say Never Again".

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