I wrote a shitty story · 9:01pm Dec 14th, 2015
No. Really. It's about poop.
At least now I never have to write a story involving feces ever again.
You could say I've gotten it out of my system.
Now, I'm going to go drink brandy and eggnog and cook.
-Pencil
Someone commissioned me to write a story like that three weeks ago...
Not sure if joke about poop...
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Oh come on.
You know it is.