Two of the ponies get treated like dress up dolls and humiliated.

(Insert bad joke about this scene here)

This is a drawing of a scene from Paradise the Librarian's collab story for New Years.

Also, the only pony in this picture that belongs to me is Colors. The rest belong to: Paradise the Librarian, Daffodil, Vanilla Mocha, Lore-Lei, and Summer Dancer.

SHOCK: Mr. Biden ONCE AGAIN has a humiliating gaff publicly for the world to see. This time, he thought DEAD woman was actually ALIVE!!!!!

Yes, it’s true: Biden just the other day asked “Where’s Jackie? Is she here?” over and over again for like 40 minutes straight, referring to Jackie Walorski, who fucking DIED last month in a car accident!!!!!!!!!!! See here for proof.

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So, I'll be working on (and publishing) the next chapter for What I've Done in the next couple of days. Shouldn't take me too long, seeing as how I know exactly what I want to do.

In other news, I've finished a new chapter for A Hiss in the Dark. Come on, guys, I'm not asking for money, donations, or free stuff. All I'm asking is that you give this story a chance.

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It's the time again, y'all. Time for another Zootopia story. It's not like I write for any other series anymore.
I mean, I could write for... Gravity Falls, maybe. But I think the relevancy ship has pretty much sailed. Maybe when another anniversary comes around or some sort of revival, IDK. We'll see.
Anyway, Zootopia:

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This happened.

This is an actual conversation that happened. Slightly edited and streamlined to be easier to read, but accurate nonetheless. I am legitimately this fucking dumb. But, shit, might as well be me who tells the story.

Aragón: and then my pharmacist asked my sister if I'm always “like this”

Aragón: which I honestly took as a compliment?

Aragón: but I guess I technically can’t go back to that place anymore

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