Hey everyone. No real earthshattering news or updates to report. Been trying to get the motivation back to resuming writing.

I've also been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat 11 again over the past few weeks. It's a good (if dark) way to blow off some stress, now and again.

A while ago, on one of the forums, I saw a post about hypothetical fight banter between the Mortal Kombat characters and characters from Equestria Girls.

(...Yes, I know. Just roll with it, please.)

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(Edited as of 10/13/2021. Added some extra dialogue bits to some sections.)

Hey everyone. Hope you all are having an okay time as we go further into February.

Since my earlier blog post with fanmade banter for the Mortal Kombat roster proved to get some decent response from my watchers, I decided to follow it up with another batch of fight dialogue.

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Hello again, one and all.

Time once again for another batch of Mortal Kombat fight banter!

Similar to "Round Two," I picked out a roster of kombatants that hadn't been really done yet and worked to come up with a set of dialogue for each of them, against a variety of characters.

First up?

The brutal, flesh-eating warrior of the Tarkatan nomads, Baraka.

Baraka: “Think your wings are faster than my blades?”

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Hello again, everyone.

While I was quite busy in Cleveland, I still had enough down time (mostly on the road trip home to Virginia XD) to come up with another few batches of Mortal Kombat banter.

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Like cereals they have the best banter in town and they cook such amazing Beef Wellington. Seriously though I'm cereals if you do not like Hell's Kitchen you are gay... now I am not racist but ceraels if you don't like Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramensay then I will literally tie you down and sexi times 'no homo' UNO PIECE OUT!

And here we are at the finish. The last phase of my Mortal Kombat banter series. This has been a lot of fun, but I'll admit, I am a bit happy to be at the end of this little side project.

So without further ado, let's begin.

First up on the roster, is the easygoing wind god Fujin. Brother of Raiden and fellow protector of Earthrealm. And an all-around swell guy too.

Fujin: "The sapling does not break against the gale."

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Welcome to the next installment of my long-running Mortal Kombat banter series.

This was one selection I particularly had fun with writing, I must admit. A number of these fighters come from Mortal Kombat X, though a fair few of them also appeared in MK11 as well.

First up on the roster here? The super-fast swordsman of the Black Dragon, Kabal. (He's a fun character for me in MK11. The guy's a ferocious fighter but he's quite Affably Evil too. XD)

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Hello all. Been a good while since I last posted one of these. Most of that has just been due to summertime stress over IRL stuff, but I finally got some breathing room, and managed to work out a lot of dialogue batches for the various kombatants. Even decided to expand the EG roster somewhat, too!

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Hello again everyone. Hope that April's been treating you all okay.

I've been struggling a little with the inclination to write as of late, but I finally worked out another batch of Mortal Kombat banter. (And just in time for the upcoming movie too!)

We're back to the actual, main MK series for this installment. No guest fighters for this set of matchups.

First on the list?

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[10/24/2016]
[Pinkie Rose just linked to an episode of a YouTube fashion show featuring Rodrigo (before he was commonly known as WatchPony)]

[8:28:46 PM] ArDee (James): also why is it that rigo happens to show up whenever these shows need a brony lol, first this then wipeout a few months later
[8:28:58 PM] ArDee (James): is it because he's so different from the perceived stereotype

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