Is the new name for the Jamming July Jaunt. Gotta keep up with the times, and all.
Not much progress to report outside of that, but I'm trekking slowly but steadily on Lunch Break and Sirens In The Distance.

Needs Editing
Harbringers (Chapter 1)
Fluttering, Shimmering (Chapter 1)
The Atlantis Scenario (Chapter 2)

Needs Rewriting
Sirens In The Distance (Oneshot) ~27%
Temptation Waits (Chapter 2) ~90%

Needs Finishing

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So I realized somewhere along the line that I have a lot of stuff written or half-written that I can finish and edit fairly easily, that I have not published yet. I also realized I really should do that.

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Greetings, lads and lasses.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I’ll be giving you guys an analysis of a film that I believe is perfect for representing number 103: “Shrek the Third”.

Here’s the summary of this tale:

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Ahoy, my good lads and lasses.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, following my previous film review, I'm going to give you all my 10th "Thanksgiving Treat" by reviewing "Shrek 2".

Here's the summary of it:

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The Jamming July Jaunt is still a thing, despite OMEGA TREE HUGGER's abrupt arrival. I have another story that I'll be adding to the lineup, as I wrote the first chapter's first draft yesterday and today. I've also made some further progress on The Shore Of Infinity and Sirens In The Distance.

So, the current lineup:

Needs Editing
Harbringers (Chapter 1)
Fluttering, Shimmering (Chapter 1)
Mentor, Teacher, Princess, Principal (Chapter 1)

Needs Rewriting

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Pretty Much Good To Go
The Atlantis Scenario (Chapter 2)
Sirens In The Distance (Oneshot)

Needs Editing
Fluttering, Shimmering (Chapter 1)
Harbringers (Chapter 1)
Temptation Waits (Chapter 2)
Contrast (Prologue)
Of Responsibility (Day One; Afternoon)
Lunch Break (Oneshot)

Needs Finishing
The Shore Of Infinity (Chapter 1) ~70%

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Happy Independence Day, my friends.

This is your patriotic film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Sound the trumpets! Play the drums! Light the fireworks! And wave the American flag! Because it's once again the time of year to celebrate American becoming its own country.

Today, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Dreamworks's "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron".

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What's up, people?

I'm back with another film review. This one, however, is the start of what I'd like to call my "Christmas in July Jamboree".

You see, around last Christmas, there were some films based on the holiday that I meant to review, but didn't get around to due to lack of time. So, I thought that I could play around with the 'Christmas in July' concept by posting some reviews on Christmas films this month.

Anyway...

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Here’s a list of true events I’ve lived through in the last few weeks—assembled in somewhat chronological order. Keep in mind I wrote this intending it as a comedy, but since it’s an actual abridged chronicle of my life, it reads like a horror story. 

I expect nobody will laugh when reading this.

And I find that so unbelievably fucking funny, oh my God.

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Yo, what's up, peoples?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for my 101st film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Lion King 1½".

Here's the summary of it:

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Yo, what's up, you guys?

Your friendly film and TV show reporter is once again in the house, and I'd like to start by wishing everyone a happy Independence Day!

Sound the trumpets! Light the fireworks and fire crackers! Wave the American flag! Roast the marshmallows!

Anyway...

Today, in honor of the celebration, I thought that this would be the perfect time to review "The Patriot".

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Yo, what’s up, my friends?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 109th film review, I’m gonna be analyzing “Despicable Me”.

Here’s the summary of it:

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Happy Independence Day, my friends.

Sound the trumpets! Play the drums! Light the fireworks! And wave the American flag! Because it's once again the time of year to celebrate American becoming its own country.

Today, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm gonna give you guys my first re-analyzing in over a year:

A re-analyzing/review on the extended version of "The Patriot".

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Despicable Me 3".

Here's the summary of it:

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