Thorax: Pharynx, can I tell you something without you getting mad at me?

Pharynx:

Pharynx cursed. “Shit, I forgot the stallion’s name.” He turned to the group of Changelings, slightly panicked. “Does anyone know it?”

“Nope.”

“Sorry.”

“Er…”

“Hm?”

Thorax's head peeked out behind the others. “He has two hamsters named ‘Fat Nuggies’ and ‘Lil’ Fry.’”

Pharynx frowned. “That…wasn’t what I asked…?”

His brother shrugged. “That’s all I information I know.”

*To Ember* “You look well.”

“Y-You too.”

*Puts down the chocolate bar he was eating* “Okay, enough, I can’t watch this anymore. Thorax, would you like to take Ember on a date this weekend?”

“I-I, uh…”

“Simple question, yes or no?”

“Y-Yes, yes I would.”

“Ember, would you like to go?”

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Pharynx: Where’s my fucking knife?

Thorax: There’s children around. Can you say that nicer, maybe?

Pharynx:

Pharynx: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?

Venom: FIGHT ME

Pharynx: Unfortunately we have a rule against battling children.

Cadence: You lying, cheating piece of shit. You aren’t the stallion I married!

Shining: Fine! We’ll get a divorce, and I’m taking Flurry!

Twilight, pulling the Monopoly game away from them: Maybe we should stop playing...

Pharynx: Your head being a bitch? Well, fear no more! With this great invention, all you headaches will be gone.

Pharynx: It’s called a guillotine.

Chrysalis: …

“I don’t get it, Thorax. You manage to stay positive all the time! How do you do it?”

“Well, Pharynx, let me tell you a secret.”

Thorax leans in closer to him.

“I lie to myself.

Everyday when I get out of bed, I tell myself that ‘everything will be fine,’ but I’m lying.”

...

“Uh-“

Thorax grips Pharynx shoulders tightly.

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“You don’t fear being alone in the dark. You fear NOT being along in the dark.”

“...nice to know...”

“Walking down the hallway, totally inconspicuously…”

“WHO BUILT THIS SHRINE TO ME IN THE HALLWAY?!”

“Walking faster!”

“Nothing’s going to change, okay Bell?”

*Kisses his cheek* “Mhm.”

“We’re still going to pretend we absolutely hate each other.”

*Nips his chest fluff* “Yep.”

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Pharynx: I have no pronouns, please do not refer to me.

Discord , while making cake: Honey, would you like Earl Grey or Pork?

Pharynx: I’ll take a divorce.

Cozy: So, say I killed somebody-

Tirek: Where’s the body?

Cozy: This is hypothetical!

Tirek: And I’m not an idiot. Where’s the body?

Cozy:

Cozy: In the freezer, but-

Bezier:Apparently, adding an extra y at the end of ‘hey’ means someone is interested in you.

Bezier: Oh, btw, heyyyyyy!

Pharynx: He