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Sep
30th
2020

Tickle Fight! (Anthro) · 6:36pm Sep 30th, 2020

“So Cryo, you said you were a ticklish bug, right?”

“Heh, yep. Why?”

“Heh, well, you’ll be happy to know that I reign as the third most ticklish changeling here, behind Thorax and Pharynx, obviously.”

“No. I do.”

“No. I do.”

*And the two continued arguing like this for half an hour. Then...*

“You know what? There’s only one way to solve this.”

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Report MlpHero · 163 views · #Hero #Cryonix #Pharynx
May
4th
2021

Undead · 11:15pm May 4th, 2021

“Now where did Pharynx put the acrylics?” Bezier muttered as she rummaged through the shelves. “I swear, if he left any of them wide open, I’m not gonna be paying for them this time.”

“Check the bottom shelf.”

“Okay, sure, let me just—” Bezier froze, blinking. That was not Pharynx. At all. “Wait a minute...”

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Nov
19th
2021

Wish I Were (Song) · 1:27am Nov 19th, 2021

Original Song: Heather by Conan Gray

Key:
Apex
Pharynx


I s’ill ‘member, thi’d of December, me in you’ swea’er
You sai’ i’ looked be’er on me than i’ did you
If on’y you knew how much I like you…
Bu’ I wa’ch you’ eyes as she

Walks by…
Wha’ a sigh’ fo’ you’ sore eyes
Brigh’er than a blue sky…
She’s go’ you mesmeri’ed, while I die…

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Report Melody Song · 155 views · #Apex #Pharynx #Song
Jul
14th
2022

*insert title here* · 8:09pm Jul 14th, 2022

Nov
23rd
2020

The Reason · 10:57pm Nov 23rd, 2020

And so, Quantum ran like there was no tomorrow. Faster than he could ever run. He eventually reached a large tree trunk before sitting down and sobbing his eyes out.

First, someone he called a friend pushed him down a staircase. Then he died and suddenly gained a new body.

Now? His husband hates him.

He has every right to hate me anyway, he thought. I should’ve just stayed dead when Pharynx pushed me down those stairs...

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Jun
9th
2021

Is it just me or does Pharynx sound British here? · 9:06pm Jun 9th, 2021

Or is it Australian?

Report BezierBallad · 159 views · #Pharynx #Comic Dub
Mar
8th
2021

“Let’s see here...” · 10:37pm Mar 8th, 2021

“I’m not as big of a fan of the new cafeteria menu as much as I am with the old one. We used to have a huge variety of proteins; steak, ribs, roasted ham, chicken, roasted deer, maybe some berries and apples. Now we have things like cake, cookies, salads, and other stuff. Though, I do really like the pasta they serve now. Probably because I’m a fan of almost any sort of pasta; spaghetti, elbow macaroni, rigatoni, bowtie... I will say that I’m more picky with the sauce than I am

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Report BezierBallad · 135 views · #Bezier #Thorax #Pharynx
Aug
23rd
2020

Smoking Cobras · 11:02pm Aug 23rd, 2020

(During the Battle of White Tail Woods)

Blue Fang, Dagger, and Pharynx trotted through White Tail Woods, scouting ahead for the other Devil Horns. Unfortunately, however, the three Devil Horns were lost.

“So, Head of Patrol, which way?” Dagger asked, looking at Pharynx.

“I don’t know!” Pharynx snapped. “I’m a Sergeant, not your bucking map!”

“Fellas!” Blue cut in, causing the two to look at him. “Calm down. We just gotta keep on walking.”

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Report MlpHero · 96 views · #Blue Fang #Dagger #Pharynx
Nov
24th
2020

Sadistic Thoughts · 3:29pm Nov 24th, 2020

“So, how was Hero?”

“He’s... an interesting kid, to say the least...” *winces* “I love him more than anything, but... he’s weird...”

“How do you mean? He can’t be that bad.”

~~A Few Hours Earlier~~

*Cleaning her spear and armor*

*Playing with army soldiers*

*Silence*

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Feb
11th
2021

Second Person · 3:47am Feb 11th, 2021

“Augh, I just do not get this book!

“What now, Venom? Let me guess; Chrysalis never taught you how to read?”

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Apr
4th
2021

Au doodle · 5:35am Apr 4th, 2021

Sep
27th
2020

Blackmailed! (Hero’s Turn) · 4:58pm Sep 27th, 2020

“Heheh, so, now that you’re both under my command...” *hops into bed* “I think I’ll start with tickles*

“Wait, we’re like your family. We can do this time of the day. What’s the point of blackmailing us when we can just do this whenever we want?”

“You both spend too much time with work, and I swear I’ve heard you boinking those body pillows at night. Now, get to tickling.”

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Report MlpHero · 94 views · #Hero #Thorax #Pharynx
Jan
29th
2022

Broken · 2:20am Jan 29th, 2022

Pharynx is running.

He doesn't know where he's going. All he can hear is the wind rushing past his ears and his hooves hitting the ground.

Thud thud thud.

Blood marks his hoofprints as he runs, but it's not his, and the thought makes him sick. He skids to a halt, the coppery, bitter taste of blood in his mouth as he tries not to swallow and feels it staining his teeth.

...He had broken his promise

He had sworn that he would never kill another creature. And he did.

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Report Melody Song · 264 views · #Pharynx #Terror #Death
Sep
5th
2020

The Proper Way to have Fun · 1:56am Sep 5th, 2020

*Hero and Zenex trot through the armory*

“I dunno about this... what if Pharynx finds out?”

“He won’t, we just need to find something that doesn’t make a lotta noise and will wake the entire hive. Even if they find a mess, we can blame it on the Devil Horns.”

“Um... okay...”

“Come on Zen, lighten up.”

“Okay, okay.”

*Looks around until something catches his eye* “Ooh! How about that?”

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Report MlpHero · 142 views · #Hero #Zenex #Pharynx
Oct
8th
2020

He a Hot Water Boi · 1:22am Oct 8th, 2020

*Sleeping*

*Breaks down the door* “HERO!”

“Ahh! Where’s the fire?!”

*Steps in as well* “Pharynx, calm down. Hero, do you mind explaining why your room’s water bill is over the budget. And why you’ve been using a lot of hot water?”

*Thinks about all the time he’s burned his hoof with hot water* “Uh... it’s complicated...”

Report MlpHero · 117 views · #Hero #Thorax #Pharynx
Dec
17th
2020

He finally admits it. · 1:23am Dec 17th, 2020

Report BezierBallad · 108 views · #Thorax #Pharynx #Comic
Apr
28th
2021

Bad · 7:44am Apr 28th, 2021

Thorax: Hey I need you to come over for a second.

Pharynx: Why? It’s three in the morning...

Thorax: I’ve done something...bad. Very bad.

Pharynx: Uggh...put the corpse on ice, I’ll be there in a minute.

Thorax: What? No—it’s not...why would I—?

Oct
26th
2020

'The Nephew' - KoLB Fan Art by PaintedSNEK! · 8:28pm Oct 26th, 2020

Had a wonderful surprise, today, when a fan created an artwork for KoLB. :pinkiesmile: Apex and the boys! Please show love to the original posting on DeviantArt!

Jul
25th
2021

No · 11:29pm Jul 25th, 2021

Pharynx: I’d do anything for Thorax.

Thorax: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.

Pharynx: Absolutely not.

May
19th
2021

Training (Song) · 11:05pm May 19th, 2021

Original song: Mooncakes, from Over the Moon

Key:
Fortuna
Pharynx


Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Duck the opponent and let the sword flash!
Spin and block at each attack!
Then we practice it all again!

Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Lift the bow and hit the bullseye!

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Report Melody Song · 106 views · #Fortuna #Pharynx #Song
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