Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Sonic the Hedgehog". The film that was released in 2020, to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Sonic the Hedgehog 2".

Here's the rundown of this sequel:

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Greetings, my good friends.

This is your friendly-as-always film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another movie review.

And today, I'll be giving you all my analysis on Disney's "The Jungle Book (2016)", which follows with my review of the 1967 cartoon of the same name.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 185th film analysis, and the fifth installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted".

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a cinematic disaster and the worst superhero film made this decade, and anyone who says otherwise or tries to defend this horrific monstrosity is a liar and a fool.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 165th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Dreamworks's "Madagascar".

Here's the summary of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 175th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa".

Here's the rundown of this sequel:

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The crossover riff is squared away. Go you.

Now you've gotta contend with Mykan again. Here's more Starpops.

It's late. I know. It's 1:30 in the fucking morning AND we're off schedule. Hush.

So here's last week's. Wheeeeeee.

This week's is another crossover shuffle. That tells you all you need to know right there. Have fun.