So, sometime ago Sega officially licensed Sonic porn. . .
No. I'm not making it up.
It makes me ask a question: Why are they so desperate?
Maybe because it's been eons since we've had a good Sonic game?
Maybe because I don't recall any other games from Sega?
I dunno. But it's funny that they had to stoop so low. . . apparently they didn't want to go out without a fight.