This has been an unusually busy week for me. It started with Sunday night, in which my mother and I attended a painting class together. It’s the third time we’ve done this, one of our little bonding things. Mom is already a great painter, to the point that should I ever actually finish that Guppy Love originalfication I’m considering asking her to make the cover art. Speaking of, I saw a picture on display at the class that gave me what I feel is a great idea for said cover art.

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In which the very forces of space and time have it out for Dipper.

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In which we must dare to be silly; and we must realize that silliness is the fruit of "ye olde" and peanut brittle and a sugar-high rummage. Vote Quentin!

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In which Dipper is his own worst enemy. All twelve of them.

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For when life gives you lemons...

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So I was doing some Wiki-walking scholarly and respectable research, when I stumbled across Eos the Dawn Goddess of Greek Myth. Aspects of which were eerily familiar.

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At last! For the first time in a long time, I feel mentally healthy.

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"All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

really? as if it was some kind of pink pill? no.

After last week, I'm gonna say "yes".

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From: A dying little girl asks for memories of all the places she'll never go.

Her name is Delaney Krings, and she may not live to see the new year.

Brain cancer.

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In which, when somepony tries to block, show them THAT YOU ROCK!

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Turns out "bronto-" was obsolete. The official metric prefix for anything 10²⁷ is "ronna-".

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_prefix#List_of_SI_prefixes

TL;DR: I done goofed.

That's all for now! Impossible Numbers, out!

"What a piece of work is a man!" Ironic in the original Shakespearean context, I know, but - taken literally - it really does work as coopted, sincere praise. The "quintessence of dust" is a natural marvel.

By how much? Believe it or not, we can quantify that!

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As we approach the longest night of the... 2,022nd year or whatever, I have to admit I'm actually looking forward to Christmas this year.

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The first law of thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed: only transferred from one form to another. The second law states, however, that energy can be lost, increasing the overall entropy over time.

With that in mind, where do unicorn horns get their energy?

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Project Get! is an attempt to get more views on stories with low view counts. I sort my RIL by views (something that necessitated me making a second RIL because I had too many stories on the first one!), go to the end, and pick the first ten completed stories by ten different authors, to deliver unto you all in the hopes you will read them.

Also, I hear it's a holiday or something, happy stuff. :B

H: 2 R: 3 C: 4 V: 0 N: 1

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And it's... actually good?

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In which even hardened teenage delinquents are but lambs to the slaughter.

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Basically, because I dislike the attitude of "Oh, you like rocks? How boring." Nuts to that. Give me Petunia Paleo any day!

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Did you know that anything could be turned into a black hole? For every object with mass, there's what's called a Schwartzchild radius: compress the object to below that radius, and bam! Black hole singularity.

Every object.

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In which, after an angry tribe, a lake monster, and a would-be waxwork murderer, we finally get Gravity Falls' creepiest enemy: the evangelical version of Georgie Porgie.

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