Inspirational Speech of the Day · 3:28pm Aug 14th, 2023
How inspiring!
Rainbow Dash: Don’t buy a car. But a gun! You can get a car with a gun.
Sunset Shimmer: No-
Courtesy the Pleasant Commentator And Review Group Chat, because IceboxFroggie doesn't update his quotes tumblr often enough for my liking.
[10:43:23 PM] Noble Thought: I can do reviews, so long as they're not dark/sad/tragic/gore or crossovers.
Pharynx: See? This is exactly the type of social situation I’m not comfortable with!
Thorax: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
Sweetie Belle: Anything ending in ‘ie’ is cute! Like ‘sweetie’ and ‘cutie’ and-
Scootaloo: DIE.
Pharynx: When I die, I want Thorax to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one final time.
Twilight: Jellyfish have survived for six thousand years with no brain.
Twilight: So there is still hope for Rainbow.
Gallus: You people always talk e-boy this and e-girl that, but no one ever talks about the e-conomy.
Oclleus:...
Gallus: Capitalism is a fundamentally flawed system.
Anyone: Pharynx, why won’t you let me hug you?
Anyone: Is it because I might hug you too hard?
Pharynx: No.
Pharynx: It is because I do not like you.
Cadence: Bye! Don’t forget to eat the lunch I packed for you!
Shining: Don’t talk to strangers.
Spike: If anything happens, send a message and we’ll come pick you up.
Cheerliee: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Apple Bloom: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Sweetie: I was personally created in a lab.
Scootaloo: I was straight up spawned.
Rainbow: Do you ever type 1 +2 into your calculator just to make sure it still equals 3?
Sunset: I want to say no, but the answer is yes.
Trixie: I am a firm believer in “if you’re going to fail, fail spectacularly.”
Thorax: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mom, did you feel sad at all?
Pharynx: I’m sure her head is mounted on a nice wall somewhere.
Chrysalis: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Tirek: I have the same dream, except you went the other way.
Thorax: Pharynx, how hard are bones?
Pharynx, grabbing a mace: I don’t know, let’s find out!
Chrysalis: *screaming*
Sunburst: Can you pass the salt?
Starlight: I would, but I don’t think Trixie appreciates being picked up like that.
Thorax: How did ponies know the time before clocks were invented?
Rainbow: I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Applejack: You were flirting with Twilight.
Rainbow: So? She’s my girlfriend.
Applejack: Yea, but you asked if she was single.
Applejack: and then cried when she said she wasn’t.
Thorax: Who think they can fight me and win?
Pharynx: Everyone.
Thorax: Don’t forget to get sunlight and water! You’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.
Cheerliee: Anyone d-
Sweetie: Depressed?
Apple Bloom: Drained?
Scootaloo: Dumb?
Diamond: Disliked?
Cheerliee:-done with their work...
Rainbow: What’s it called when you have bisexual hands?
Sunset: You mean...ambidextrous...?
Twilight: You can’t bring a knife to a friendly trivia night—who does that?
Night Light:
Night Light: The prepared.
Cozy: Who wants a tarot reading?
Tirek: Those are Pokémon cards.
Cozy, pulling a card from the deck: You got Squirtle, it’s means “f**k you.”
Pharynx, drinking coffee: I love you.
I haven’t posted a blog in awhile……
So…..
Here’s one I guess but since I don’t have any ideas here are some of my favorite quotes of all time: (not in that specific order)
1. How to fall in love:
Step 1: dig a hole
Step 2:name it love
Step 3: fall in love
—some random YouTube commenter
2. When you have a rifle and people think your insane they tend to do what you say —Lex Luthor smallville season 3 episode 8
Twilight: If I was looking into having a partner, they’d have to be graceful, intelligent-
Rainbow: I don’t care. *jumps off a cliff but miss judges the jutting edges and falls onto every single on of them as she tumbles*
Twilight:
Twilight:...I want that one.
Pharynx: So I stopped a murder earlier today.
Thorax: Really? How?
Pharynx: Self-restraint.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
I'm not saying we should kill the stupid people. I'm saying we should let them do it themselves.
Lieutenant. Our strategy shall be the element os surprise you will take one squad and cover the right flank
Yes sir.
And I shall lead the other squad on the left flank very well. COMPANYYYYYY!!!! FORWAAARD MARCH!!
Rainbow: Standing next to sunflowers make me feel weak. Like, “Look at this flower. It’s taller than me! This flower is winning and I am losing.”
Twilight: Wow...you are not ready to hear about trees.
Pinkie: I’m sick of being called a “mortal.” Like, you don’t know that. I don’t know that! I haven’t died a single time in my life, stop making assumptions.