Incorrect Quotes Batch #29 · 3:30am May 28th, 2021
Thorax: Pharynx, how hard are bones?
Pharynx, grabbing a mace: I don’t know, let’s find out!
Chrysalis: *screaming*
Sunburst: Can you pass the salt?
Starlight: I would, but I don’t think Trixie appreciates being picked up like that.
Thorax: How did ponies know the time before clocks were invented?
Trixie: Shadows or some shit like that.
Starlight: The sun.
Discord: Time isn’t real.
Twilight: Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma? Like, you’ve been dealing with it for so long that, when you accidentally let it slip out in a conversation, people are like, “Um, oh my God?” and you’re like WOW, I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another.
Mage: Look, it’s the good kush!
Rock Hoof: It’s the dollar store, how good can it be?
Twilight: *buys wine and cookies*
Cashier: Would you like your receipt?
Twilight: Does this look like a purchase I want to remember?
Sunset, watching TV: Someone got into a fight with a squid at the aquarium today.
Rainbow, walking in covered in ink: Well, maybe that squid was being a dick.
Heheheh, I love these
Why would Chrysalis care? She has an exoskeleton. Bugs don't have bones.
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Bug ponies might, though.