Incorrect Quotes #18

Twilight: You can’t bring a knife to a friendly trivia night—who does that?

Night Light:

Night Light: The prepared.

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Cozy: Who wants a tarot reading?

Tirek: Those are Pokémon cards.

Cozy, pulling a card from the deck: You got Squirtle, it’s means “f**k you.”

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Pharynx, drinking coffee: I love you.

Thorax, smiling: I love you too!

Thorax: wait...you were talking to the coffee, weren’t you?

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Pharynx: Making my way down town~

Changeling: Try my jam.

Pharynx: walking faster-

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Luna: What did you do?

Celestia: Okay, I’ll tell you, but you have to promise you won’t get mad.

Luna: What. Did. You. Do.

Celestia: Well, first of all, I was minding my own business-

Luna, slamming a hoof on the table: BULLS**T!

Celestia: I WAS-

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Thorax: Feels nice to be wanted.

Spike:

Spike: Not by Equestrian law, no it’s is not.

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Comments

[Melody Song]

Heh

I remember seeing that fourth one before, or one like it

[MlpHero]

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[Nokami Yuuki]

I love reading these!!
Also, that Hellsing Abridged Line was my favorite line from that series

[theOwtcast]

Now I wanna know what Celestia did

[Daemon Wolf 22]

Poor little Thorax!

Seriously though, these seem to be getting increasingly mean-spirited towards the cinnabug...

Also Twitch Plays Pokémon needs to fking burn.

[CitreneSkys]

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I’m not trying too, I promise! I just happen to find some of the darker ones to fit Thorax for whatever reason

[BezierBallad]

Dang—

[Eroraf86]

I don't know what Celestia did to draw the comparison with Alucard, but I REALLY want to know!