Incorrect Quotes #5 · 3:20am Feb 21st, 2021
Rainbow: Standing next to sunflowers make me feel weak. Like, “Look at this flower. It’s taller than me! This flower is winning and I am losing.”
Twilight: Wow...you are not ready to hear about trees.
Pinkie: I’m sick of being called a “mortal.” Like, you don’t know that. I don’t know that! I haven’t died a single time in my life, stop making assumptions.
Luna: Celestia has absolutely no sense of self-preservation. Her competitive instinct has replaced it.
Star Swirl: That can’t be true.
Luna: Oh yeah? Watch.
Luna: Tia! Race you to the front door!
Celestia: *throws herself out of the second floor window*
Fluttershy: Hey, what’s up with Rainbow?
Twilight: She drank thirteen bottles of energy drink, and now thinks the humming birds are talking crap about her.
Rainbow, outside: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM-
Thorax, undisguised, walking into the throne room:
Cadence and Shining Armor: How did you get in?!
Thorax: I...walked...?
Pharynx: Look, I want to talk to you about what upset me last night-
Thorax: In my defense, they bet five dollars that I couldn’t drink all the shampoo.
Pharynx: that’s not what I-
Pharynx:...
Pharynx: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!
Thorax: IN MY DEFENSE-
Rainbow: How do you spell orange?
Pinkie: The fruit or the color?
Twilight:...
Pharynx: I’m sorry I called you stupid.
Pharynx: I genuinely thought you knew.
Yello I’m funny yeas I am
Heheheh, funny
Three batches of incorrect quotes in one day?
That’s a new record.
Fluttershy: Hey, what’s up with Rainbow?
Twilight: She drank thirteen bottles of energy drink, and now thinks the humming birds are talking crap about her.
Rainbow, outside: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM-
Fluttershy: erm twilight they are talking crap about her
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Three? I thought I did two
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Yep. Three.
I'm actually tearing up
IN THORAX'S DEFENSE, he was left unsupervised and now he has five dollars Do you have five dollars, Pharynx?