i’m alooooonee

someone @ me on the right server when ur good for reading bcuz honestly this is boring

As of late, https://pastebin.com/u/fetish-the-menace doesn't seem to have anything on it. Like, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I'm wondering why that is, and how it can get its stuff back.

(Sorry, you'll have to click on the images and zoom in.)

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24 Days before a fat fuck in a red suit comes to break into our homes...

(Yeah...every day counting down to Christmas, you'll be getting something shitty like this. It isn't much...but you know...want to build up hype for the Christmas season and shit.

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Good morning. This is, from my point of view, a comedy blog. From the point of view of my family and loved ones, it's a horror story.

I'm so fucking back, baby. Hi, all. Did you miss me? I know I did.

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