I forgot to make a blog post regarding the release of Re: Chapter Nine, but that's partially because I've been doing a rework of chapter 14 because important chapter. Now, not only do I feel like half of the chapter makes more sense, I also added 6k to the damned thing and it took me 1: All night to read it 2: All night to rewrite significant portions 3: Stay sober enough to get shit done. If you'd like to read Re: Chapter 14 with its tonal changes and reworking of the sex scene, all I

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Should I post the rewritten chapters as new chapters of a Thief's Tale, or should I just add them to the story as it is?
Thoughts are appreciated; If she breathes, she a thot and all

Aight, that shit got taken down, so I'll be posting the new chapters into the old story and weeping softly into a Panera bread bowl as I type. In any case, every 3 chapters will get a new blog post letting you know that they've been posted. Sorting through Chapter 3 Now, so look for the new chapter names and the (Re:) on the chapters

So I've completed rewriting a good portion of the first 40 chapters of A Thief's Tale, and a lot's changed. Most of the beginning chapters are twice as long as they were previously and I nae-nae'd them bitches like you wouldn't believe. That being said; should I replace the existing text, or should I post the alt-start as a new story? Max is the same guy for the most part, but the early Mane 6 are damn near completely different. The dialogue is also a damn sight better imo, but I'd like to

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So I've been rewriting A Thief's Tale as I've been posting it to RR and it's been taking longer nad longer to get through the chapters. I'm not upset bty this in the slightest. Every corner, every paragraph, damn near every situation can be touched up. For example, Life in Technicolor: Max is no longer all that upset with Rainbow. He's mostly scared. His meeting with Celestia is less suave and charming. Much more 'goofy-fuck' with a penchant for being endearing. So far I've msotly jsut

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This is new news about a new story that you;'ve probably read about in a previous Blog at some point, but here it is;

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Hello, and good tidings to all who read this. As you may know if you've been paying attention, I've stopped working on fanfics altogether and have started my own IP/Novel/Universe. Previously you could find me on Wattpad, ArchiveofOurOwn, and now I'm on Royal Road. Fuck Wattpad and its fanbase for the most part, Archive and RR seem to be a little more friendly to people like me. Merry fuckdays to all of youi, and may your mating season bear you no fruit. Check back in occasionally for updates

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So I've finally found a place to start my novel, so here it goes: ArchiveOfOurOwn (Ao3) will be the home of Attuned, my latest work. So far I have the prologue and first chapter posted, but for the time being I'm holding onto two, three, and four. Backlog.

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It's been a good long while since I've made one of these, so I'll keep it relatively brief: I'm done with fanfiction for the time being. Considering that the audience for this particular topic is growing smaller and smaller as time passes, I can't help but want to get out and make something of my own like I've wanted to do for so long.

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I recently got a message (Somewhat recently, I should say) from a fan of Road to Redemption asking for my blessing in building their own world within my AU. Now, I myself have wanted to collaborate with other authors because I fucking love the idea of writing with someone else and blending our styles together, but that's not what's happening here.

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I made a thing because reasons. Talk about stories and what not, make some new friends. Idfk, do shit with it. I'll be there.

With Chapter Seventy-One of A Thief's Tale: Road To Redemtion being posted, there are only two chapters left of the madness. Here's hoping you enjoy.

So I'm trying to get onto Fanfiction. net to expand and reach a few more people with A Thief's Tale, maybe get a few more opinions and things I can improve on for future works, but dear fucking God is that site ever content-creator hostile. Fucking buggy copy pasta, buggy story property input in general, and the look of the site itself is... Well, let's just say that I'm quite sure that Fimfiction and Knighty's Round Table spoil the fuck out of us as both readers and content creators.

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If you're down to support my twisted ass for whatever reason, feel free to throw your singles into my digital G-string by clicking here. If you don't feel like it, then I don't blame you. Either way, have a blessed day.

As Always, Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all

Stay Cool, Kids

So I found the original First Chapter of A Thief's Tale, and it is now in my Gdocs where I'll never lose it again. I actually found it in my Gdocs, but it was under a fucked up title or something, so I never paid attention to it.

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Right now I'm putting together a collection of vignettes, and it's probably going to be the last chapter of A Thief's Tale. This time I didn't lose the love for the story: I just fucked up and it looks... Right, I guess. I fucked A Thief's Tale up multiple times over the course of the story, or rather, I've deviated from my course so many times, A Thief's Tale could have been a thousand different stories. I could make it go longer. It wouldn't be an issue to just take the ideas

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Recently my laptop crashed. It crashed hard af and I had to factory reset it.

Guess who used Notepad for everything.

My salt levels are so high that I'm pissing salt, and it burns coming out. I'm about to make a fortune selling my white rain as coke to middle schoolers. Fucking salt levels so potent they'd die of dehydration after one rail. My cock salt is fentanyl-level deadly, Goddammit!

ARGHHH

UUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

It only took me an hour and forty-five minutes to dig through the archives and get my number, but I managed to get everything out of gdocs and loaded up. As of Chapter Seventy-Two, A Thief's Tale is 3,784(ish) pages long. I made sure to get all of the longer chapters, but there may have been some that slipped through the cracks, so there's a 20ish page deviation there.

Not exactly a big deal

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Instead of Sunday night at midnight, A Thief's Tale will be coming out on Saturday night, same time, same place. I just don't like having to spend my last night off of my weekend editing, so we'll see how this shit rolls for awhile, yeah?

One year ago today, I was unemployed, down on my luck, and was still depressed while trying to get my medication straightened out and some of my behavioral quirks in check. However, I just so happened to be desperate enough to turn to that cartoon for little girls that I used to watch when I was just starting high school since it used to make me smile when I needed it most, regardless of how retarded I thought I was for actually enjoying a kids show. I got through a few episodes and decided to

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