Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! Enjoy that opening while it lasts, I'm expecting the Nostalgia Critic to sue me... anyways! Season 3! Not a lot of people liked it. In fact, this season made 50% of Bronies do this: 
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! After Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory, I want to review a good fan-made horror story. So, The Twilight Sparkle Zone. Before I start the actual review, since this story is a crossover, I have to give my opinions on the source material. As most of you probably guessed, this story is a crossover with the famous TV show, "The Twilight Zone", a show I really like. The original 60's version, at least. The episodes would go
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! Dash is my favorite character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Yes, I've always had a personal connection with Dash. The reason I bring this up? Recently, I've seen a lot of Dash haters. And I mean a lot. So, I want to bring my counter arguments to the table. Okay, and two other reasons: 1. She's going to die a horrible death in Cupcakes, my next review, so I want to pay tribute before my view of the show and her
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! I really don't want to do this, but for you guys, I will. You demanded it, waited for it to come, and now it's here. I'm finally reviewing Cupcakes. So, I went out and bought a big box of Hostess brand Cupcakes, so, let's get to reviewing it!
A Non-Tim Burton Picture
The Cynical Brony Presents
SORCERERJUICE
The Monsters
(A lighter illuminates the darkness)
???: We unleashed something terrible on October 31st, 2015: A demon
(The light grows brighter, revealing Earth)
???: The demon took hold of one Sorcerer M. Crainus, an old friend and rival of mine.
(Light grows so large that it engulfs the miniature Earth)
???: Through three trials, I would work to remove those demons. These are…
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to!
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... It's been a while, hasn't it? Anyways, today I'm going to be reviewing one of the most controversial episodes of the entire show. Not for its story, or its message, mind you. It's controversial for one single scene... let's review The Last Roundup.
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Joke Theme Song:
In the not to distant future, in XXXX A.D
There was a guy named Cynical,
Rather different than you or me!
He worked for a bunch of Mafias,
But no-one really cared because
He did a good job f*cking up the place
but no-one really liked him so they shot him into space!
(You bastards!)
Luna: We send him crappy fan fics-
Celestia: The worst we can find! Lalala!
He'll have to sit and read them all
as we monitor his mind!
[Note: The blue lines are Dash's.]
Ah, back again! Hey Derpy, where are you? Derpy? Huh. Well, she'll be back. In any case, I managed to get Dash. It's surprising how easy pegasi are to knock out. Hey, Dash!
...huh? How'd I get here...?
The defense has spoken! She has nothing to say, and so we can proceed to sentencing!
2016's been a bit of a downer year. My grandfather died after a truck slammed into him on a bike, a dog named Taco that I raised from birth also got hit by a truck, and lastly, one of my other dogs, Greta, had to be put down because of organ failure. Plus countless celebrities died, what is quite possibly the most toxic presidential election in history happened, and in general, a lot of bullshit happened this year. But despite me just making a paragraph saying why the year wasn't good,
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and before I get started with the review, I have a story to tell. One day, a new, some-what talented comedian tried to make a review of an episode of a show that he really liked. He couldn't, however, because the whole God damn universe refused to let it happen! First, it had his German Shepard start barking and that sent his mouse flying, accidently clicking the close tab button on FiM Fiction. The next time he tried, his computer, whenever he tried to
Well, the newest episode of Brony Reviews is out! But no Rarity episode reaction just yet. 
Me and Leo this time tangle with Rainbow Rocks, and in a very special way, as we now share the same screen together. So, if you have wanted to see us interact together, now's your chance to see us work together!
Only in one screen. And also, featuring a certain reviewers specially SHORT cameo. 
After seeing this episode, I cannot believe I am jealous over a straw! A gosh darn STRAW!!
What other morals of the story can be derived from the episode beside, "don't let others define you."
Will I get a hoofsies from the Countress!!
Which was your favorite song?
How did you feel about Amy Keating Rogers' last episode for the show?
Enjoy! This is my review of the episode Praising: Mane Attraction
There has been much debate about what Element of Harmony Sunset Shimmer should be. Well here are my thoughts on the matter.
My initial thoughts on the finale episode with special guest The Marefriend, who shares a personal story about how important friendships can be.
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