asking for a friend

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You don't

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Have you tried fire?

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I haven't tried anything yet. I'm just saying, if it hypothetically came to a battle between a rabbit and a marshmallow laser giraffe, what would be the best way to defeat her. Or him

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Walk on stilts so you're taller than her. Other than that, I've got nothing.

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hmmmm.... MORE fire.

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NO DEFEET. WILL DESTROY.

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Scientific evidence suggests that the giraffe is resistant to this element. She is... unnatural

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Stilts are an option but an important property of the laser giraffe is the ability to shoot lasers. The collimated beam of a laser is unaffected by distance so stilts might not offer much of an advantage.

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The thing is, marshmallow laser giraffes are passive towards beings taller than themselves.

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Unless beings taller than themselves actively try to destroy them. :V

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...You have a point.

Depends on the species

The Doom Eternal Ballista

The Doom 2016/Eternal BFG

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Look adorable, and allow it to give you makeovers.

Though that's more 'how to survive' then 'how to defeat'...

--Sweetie Belle

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*gasp*

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You up and ignored the BFG and Doom Guy's Ballista?

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I'm a bit behind on the Doom series, I'm still on DoomRL

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Big FUCKING gun, green sphere of Argent Energy,

Ballista (Destroyer Blade mod(The top one)) shoots an arc of plasma