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Officer Hotpants
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>TFW you just sat down with a bag of chips and this is the first thread you pulled up.

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those are actual chips. Razza frazzing tea chugging french with their weird fucking word noises and their stupid old lady with the shitty fashion sense they keep on putting on the news for some reason:trixieshiftleft:

Officer Hotpants
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Oh, he's French? Never mind, then.

7206022
everyone from Europe is french and smells of old cooking oil and depressing fairy tales

Officer Hotpants
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... I'm keeping that for future use.

7206023
Their mothers were hamsters and their fathers smelt of elderberries too. :rainbowwild:

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They have no heritage. They grew from a streak of a drunk weeping God's jet of desperately miserable spunk like a bunch of noodle armed pale subset of Orks.

Aside from Russians, who I'm not convinced aren't shaved bears, their choice in fur style done because the winter heat was to brutal.:twilightoops:

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