Sweetie Belle:excuse me can I ask you guys a question?
Lyra:of course Sweetheart what is it?
Sweetie Belle: do you guy know how to (beep)? A colt in my class told me he’ll go out with me to the school dance but only if I (beep) him…but I don’t know how to (beep)….I asked my sister what kinda game (beeping) is but…she just kinda stared at me for a while…I got bored so I left…so could you please tell me how to (beep).,..
(Sweetie looks up at the two mares only to see that the two mares had the same horrorified faces her sister had.)
Sweetie Belle:ah…you guys too…oh well I’ll just ask somepony else…
(Sweetie belle turns only to see fluttershy.).
Sweetie belle: oh Fluttershy can I ask you a question?
(sweetie explains herself to fluttershy)
Sweetie:Fluttershy...could you you please tell me what that word means?
(Several hours of explaining later) ~in Rarity's home~
Rarity:Sweetie belle!! You were suppose to be home hours ago! Wait till I tell mother!!!
Several hours? So.. what? Did Fluttershy give her a thorough detailing of each anatomical part's function, the social mores, and other scholarly information? Or did Fluttershy decide to give her a hooves on demonstration?
(sweetie belle walks up to Lyra and Bon Bon.)
Sweetie Belle:excuse me can I ask you guys a question?
Lyra:of course Sweetheart what is it?
Sweetie Belle: do you guy know how to (beep)? A colt in my class told me he’ll go out with me to the school dance but only if I (beep) him…but I don’t know how to (beep)….I asked my sister what kinda game (beeping) is but…she just kinda stared at me for a while…I got bored so I left…so could you please tell me how to (beep).,..
(Sweetie looks up at the two mares only to see that the two mares had the same horrorified faces her sister had.)
Sweetie Belle:ah…you guys too…oh well I’ll just ask somepony else…
(Sweetie belle turns only to see fluttershy.).
Sweetie belle: oh Fluttershy can I ask you a question?
(sweetie explains herself to fluttershy)
Sweetie:Fluttershy...could you you please tell me what that word means?
(Several hours of explaining later)
~in Rarity's home~
Rarity:Sweetie belle!! You were suppose to be home hours ago! Wait till I tell mother!!!
~and then this happens~
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1924?
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you made me fall out my (beeping) chair!!!
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Still not as creepy as Shockwave's TwiShy Fiction.
what?
~I think it's supposed to be a cuss word, Sweetie~
What?
(Oh, great, Mythic broke....Nihai, Wanna help me fix him?)
What?
~Sure, why not?~ - pulls out Gravity hammer- ~This'll only hurt for a week, Mythic!~
....What?
~WHACK!!!!~
(Not what I meant! -whisper- stupid split-chin Sangheili...)
1883721 She'll be even more confused in trying to learn what '(beep) a duck' means...
...And now I wait for people to look up that phrase out of curiosity...
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Several hours? So.. what? Did Fluttershy give her a thorough detailing of each anatomical part's function, the social mores, and other scholarly information? Or did Fluttershy decide to give her a hooves on demonstration?
3158344 Fluttershy probably took forever to explain because she spoke so softly and Sweetie Belle couldn't hear.
3158709 Ah you ruined my headcanon for this joke. Your reason is too plausible.
1883721 The last picture reminded me of plot definition in Urban Dictionary: