1872976 Vinyl Scratch appears in front of me and gives me a filly version of herself. Thank you Vinyl.

235: me, vinyl and twilight go on a epic adventure..... sweet.
193: me and discord fight to survive in a post apocalyptic equestria.... cool.

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1. Sweetie Belle and my favorite pony [either Spitfire or Pinkie Pie] go on a date with me. The night goes wonderfully and they take me back to the bedroom... <-- My reaction.

2. Me and Trixie find ourselves lost in a foggy nightmare version of Ponyville. Creepy, haha.

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1) Tavi, no.
2) Me and AJ 'accidentally' kill Sunset Shimmer and are haunted by her memory.
What memory?
SHE WAS A ONE TIME VILLAIN WITHOUT MUCH SCREENTIME!

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Had to do the first one.

I find a foal version of Dinky in a box...

Isn't she already a foal?!

I wish I had the January.

Meeting Master Chief would be GLORIOUS.

Game 1: Pinkie puts a "Stab Me" sign on my back and Fluttershy comes at me with a knife, "NO PINKIE WHY?!?

Game 2: Me and The CMC meet my favorite videogame character(Eddie Riggs), METAL!!!!!!

Game 1: I go on a date with Twilnkleshine and Octavia. the night goes wonderfully and they take me back to their bedroom. I... I am the happiest pony in the world.
Game 2: Derpy and I are trapped in a foggy nightmare version of Ponyville. We shall use the muffins to aid in our escape!

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1) Princess Molestia and I must hunt down Jaws because he killed Twilight.

2) I accidentally turn Sweetie Belle into a sex-crazed monster.

1873096 tear off the sign!!!

1873226 not sweetie

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yes Sweetie.

1873353
oh well

1872976 Twinkleshine puts a 'stab me' sign on my back and Scootaloo comes at me with a knife, which I quickly remove from between her teeth, and give her a long, slow rub down her back. This make her realize that I'm actually a nice guy, and decides to be my friend. Then we team up to get revenge against Twinkleshine.

Derpy and I meet Nathan Drake and go on an awesome (and very dangerous) adventure exploring ruins in the Griffin Empire that are similar to those that Drake found in a South American rain forest.

1872976 1.I'm having an ice cream cone with Octavia and hers falls to the ground. I obviously woud share mine with her. (side note: does it seem like Octi's favorite flavor would be Rum Raisin? That's what it feels like to me.)
2.I become a Marty Stu alicorn and fight Applejack to the death. Ummmmmm...I feel real bad about that.

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1) Me, Twilight and Roseluck go on a date.

2) Me and Prince Blueblood are trapped in a foggy nightmare version of Ponyville. He better pull his weight or I'll kill him myself and team up with Twilight, or Sweetie Belle.

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Blueblood deserves to be in silent ponyville but I feel bad your trapped with him

1873713 I've been in worse places. I'll get out fine, can't say for sure if Blueblood will. He might suffer an "accident"

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1) Luna pulls me in for a kiss that lasts as long as I want. Depends how good a kisser she is.
2) Me and Diamond Tiara cause the death of Pinkamena Dian Pie and are haunted by her memories. Shit. To bad I'm already insane.

1. A shy Rarity sends Roseluck to tell me that Rarity has a crush on me.
2. Me and Minuette are tied to chairs and Prince Blueblood smiles darkly at us. There are a few ways this could go... I hope he just kills me.

1872976#1 Dec: 25 LoL!
#2 Dec: 24
25(My B-day.) Hay it's a good day win he dies.

1876506 have you ever read 120 days of blueblood?

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no. do you recommend it?

1876723 no...no I certainly do not unless you want to read about rarity ,the main 6 and the cmc getting raped and killed by blueblood

*throws up on floor* if only it was diamond. i hate her now!!!!

1876755 scootaloo and diamond are one of a few characters not to die...they just lose their minds(scootaloo loses hers after blueblood gives her rainbow's head....)

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poor scoots. i still wish diamond died tho.

1876819 no...she,silver,pip and truffle all survived but all of them lost their minds...and even started raping each other
Worst of all Sweetie was the first to die in the story (blueblood poisons her drink as well as rarity's and their mothers

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S-Sweetie Belle?

-picks up rocket launcher- we have another target. Nopony hurts Sweetie Belle. Nopony.

1876898 blueblood poisons her to death....

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he should be killed in the most violent way possible.

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The first one is that Minuette rolls over and allows me to give her a belly rub.

The second one is that I wake up only to find myself strapped to a table and Pinkamena Diane Pie standing over me with a chainsaw. Why am I not surprised?

: Hi!
Me: W-what do you want?
: Don't worry! *revvs up chainsaw*
Me: *screams like crazy*