A warm toilet seat is like a warm pussy. Both feel nice, but you can't help wonder who was there before you.

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This is why I avoid public restrooms. A public restroom is a like a whore, it'll serve anyone and it's always covered in someone else's piss, shit, and cum.

~Have a good one.

The most important question is whether you should wipe the seat before going on it.

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Covered in it? What kind of public restrooms do you use?

And that's why porn is responsible. You know who has been there before because there is video evidence. And medical records so you know you're good.

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And medical records so you know you're good.

Not sure I want ta see the kinda porn you've been looking at

897277 I enjoy warm toilet seats. They make me feel fuzzy.

Does it matter? It's really just heat in the end. If you think there's anything else on that toilet seat, cover it in toilet paper before you sit down.

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What about those heated seats in Korean airports?

897503 I've seen some things Bronystories...

This is why I avoid public restrooms.

~Have a good one.