The description of the story doesn't look terribly promising, either...

3255842

I got blocked by her last night.

3255842 At least her username makes sense

3255861
Does what it says on the label, right?

3255867 Thank goodness I'm getting sick of all these writers that portray themselves in a bad fashion, when they're actually pretty good

3255842
She blocked me

3255872
Which is odd, 'cause from what I could see -- what little survived the comment massacre -- you were being quite reasonable. But it was you adding it to Rage Reviews that brought it to my attention. I might have to give it a read and open up some rage on it...

3255878
Yeah. The deleted comments, as I rememeber them started this way, I'll use 3255847 as my witness.
Her: "*looks at your user page* ewww"
Me: " What?"

3255884
Probably comes from your use of a gif with a horribly offensive word like "penis". I mean, it's not like it's a clinical medical term referring to something possessed by approximately 50% of the population or anything like that...

3255842 She says she deletes comments because they have swears in them.

Commented with nothing but a bunch of swears and the word "tits".

3255842

I'm going to leave this here in case she deletes or ignores my comment.

3255901
Yeah...imagine how health class must be for her.

Of course I have taking medical classes and worked as a nursing assistant so maybe Im desensitized

3255904 3255905
I just saw (and upvoted) both of those comments.
Said comments are doomed, of course...

3255912
Hell on Earth?

3255913 Speak of the devil! Mine was deleted. Score!

3255913
3255905
It seems she isn't willing to answer questions in a helpful manner anyways.

I don't think she's ready for the Internet.

3255919
I take no pride in that prediction. That's like tossing a coin in the air and saying "It's gonna come down either heads or tails."

3255921
I think you're right.

3255842

Meh, it's just a bad troll account.

3255972 It does kinda look like that, considering the absolutely horrendous cover art

At least he's deleting the comments. No fuel for another Mister Citidel-esque explosion there.

3255972
The more I see, the more I'm inclined to believe you...

3255842

3256033
I bet you satan is a foul word

3256033
Oh, yeah -- that's a troll.
Plus I was just told that "Flutter Shy" is two words.

3256045
Kittenmitten is my troll alt

3256049
Edit: I misunderstood. I thought that was a message received from this user...

Oh, and here's my final comment, which I soon expect to be deleted:

"Flutter" is one word", "shy" is another word, yes; but the name "Fluttershy" is a compound word, a single word, and all show-related literature, merchandise, and websites will confirm it was such, as even the most casual fan could tell you.

But I see now. You are not necessarily, as I had thought, all that young. Nor are you necessarily glaringly incompetent. Instead, you are merely a troll playing at being a bad author. Have fun with your little game.

3255912 Hey, do you have any idea how hard it is for the author to live with a case of cranial rectosis?

Edit: I just read the comments. Holy fuck.

Comment posted to preserve it.

Ah! A fellow crusader of the just! Greetings my fellow, I have crafted a most enjoying poem to celebrate our shared passion for the joys of not seeing filthy, filthy words!

Filthy Words, No Thanks!

Oh how I hate those filthy words,
They often make my stomach churn,
The people who say them all will burn,
In the hot fires of Hell.

Their comments are filled with such filth,
Their souls are dammed already,
I wish for them to burn all night,
And I hope their pain is steady.

Heathens they are,
All rejoicing in sin!
Such disgusting notions,
All belong in the bin!

Call the priests, call the Pope,
They are our only hope,
For these naughty words,
Are no longer a joke!

They corrupt our children!
Sacrifice babies to Satan!
Oh, these filthy words,
I sure do fucking hate them!