Hello, fellow Harshwhinners! I was just wondering if anyone had any art they could post, of a three-quarters-view frontal shot of pre-Season 5 alicorn Harshwhinny being forcibly transformed into a Fellowes 300C shredder, with -- this is the important part -- the front document feeder door closed?

It's for homework.

Oh, I forgot. Ideally this would be inside of a spaceship orbiting a planet that is recognizably (our) Earth, but if it's a different planet that's probably fine too.

Probably.

4169998

Would it matter if it also included Fluttershy being forcibly transformed into documents and fed into the Harshredder?

--arcum42

4170003
Sorry, orbital space installation versions only, no actual spacecraft. Planet is obviously Neptune as well. I suspect this makes it useless for your

AHEM AHEM AHEM COUGH COUGH

purposes.

4170022
Well, uhh ... seeing as how I specified the document feeder door being closed, with bold type and everything ... maybe I should have underlined that too.

But as long as Fluttershy doesn't impair our view of the closed door, I mean, sure, that's probably fine, I guess. I guess some people are into Harshy? But maybe you could recolor it for me so that it looked like Rumble instead.

4170102
Oh goddammit. Stupid Neptune fetishists ruining everything.

4169998
Horizon, this is Mr. Skywriter, instructor for your Weird Fetishes Drawing class. I am extremely disappointed that you have chosen to go online to try and solicit other Internet artists' weird fetish porn to use for your weekly assigned submission. The intent of this class is for my students to draw whatever weird fetish porn I assign them to draw, not for them to go scalping it off other artists and submitting it as their own.

4170364
So, wait, you teach a Weird Fetish Drawing class?

4170367
That is correct. I assign my students to draw pornographic pictures to my the curriculum's specifications. For this privilege, they pay me tuition.

I've got a picture of Sweetie Belle eating some toast, is that close enough?

4170370
That's, uh...

that's a pretty sweet gig

4170172

Oh, I'm sorry, I must have been reading too fast. I didn't realise you wanted a model 300C. I was looking at the 4250C, which has a front door, but is top-feeding. Totally different than what you were looking for. My apologies.

--arcum42

4170536
Oh my bucking alicorn you're into the 4200 series? That's sick. It's people like you who give this fandom a bad name. This is why I can't go around wearing my Pony t-shirt in public: because people will automatically assume that just because I'm wearing a Pony shirt I'm into the 4200 series of Fellowes document disposal appliances.

In other news, I'm with the OP. There really needs to be more 300-series porn out there. It's just fantasy, people. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

4170551
Actually, you can't go around wearing your Pony t-shirts in public because you bought ones that are, like, three times larger that you'd absolutely need because you bought them at BronyCon 2012 and the We Love Fine booth there was like the friggin' Normandy Invasion and you couldn't find your size.

4170555
Dude, I wanted them oversized so I could use them at nightshirts. I need to go to sleep in the two-dimensional heat-transfer embrace of my special imaginary friends.

How do you know so much about my buying habits? Are you someone I know in real life or something?

4170563
Oh yes, we're very close.

I ship 4170570 x 4170563

4170364
OH GOD MR. SKYWRITER I'M SO SORRY THIS TOTALLY ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS JUST FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES

I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW

DON'T REPORT ME TO THE DEAN

PLEASE

MY MOTHER WOULD LITERALLY KILL ME

SHE ACTUALLY OWNS A SHOTGUN

JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE. I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. GOODBYE EVERYONE.

Hello again, fellow Harshwhinners! Such a shame that 4171304 had to leave, but I still think the rest of you should answer his original question. After all, it's clearly of general interest to the Harshwhinny group.

4170389
Yeah, you should totally post that. I don't think Mr. Skywriter is actually a My Little Pony fan. He probably wouldn't know the difference between Sweetie Belle and Harshwhinny anyway.

4171223
It's a cute pairing, but I've never been able to think of a good portmanteau for it.

4171469
How about "Skywriter"?

4171304
Well, all right. Due to your honest contrition, I will not be reporting this to the Dean of Sexy Times, who oversees the College of Weird Fetishes. I will also accept your panicked apology as partial credit against our upcoming anxiousness/comfort teacher/student shipfic unit. All you will need to do to complete the unit is to prepare a scene describing an Awkward, Hasty, Poorly-Executed Reconciliation Fuck.

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I've always thought the ship name "Skywriter" rolled poorly off the tongue. I've always been partial to "Skywer", though the "Skiter" partisans might be on to something.

4171657

"Skiter"

Wait, isn't that guy a lurker?

Frankly, I'm partial to "Skyler", and yes, before anyone complains, I know there isn't an L in either name! I put it there because it stands for "Love!"

4169998 4170003
Here you go!

And Moderator 4180387? Future 4180597 is going to start interfering with this thread soon, if he hasn't already.

4173477
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH THAT PICTURE IS PERFECT AS IS

4172433
That's … uh, gosh. Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but you really should —

4173470
DAMMIT FUTURE HORIZON WOULD YOU STOP PRE-INTERRUPTING FOR ONCE

4173477
Not when you're just going to belittle and dismiss all 4172433's hard work by complaining you can't see her wings. They're under the sweater, obvs.

4173494
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH

4173485
Huh? I was just going to suggest to 4172433 that he really should enroll in 4170364's class. Instead of creating such beautiful art out of boredom and/or the goodness of his heart, he could be doing it for course credit.

But now that you mention it, yeah, the lack of wings is —

4173492
STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT

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I knew I was forgetting something important. Thanks!

Hey, moderator 4170391? Two things …

One, do we have a way of marking this thread Not Safe For Sweetie? It's so tragic to see a perfectly wholesome discussion of bizarre fetish pornography get singlehandedly rendered corrupt and depraved via the magical invocation of one of George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say On Broadcast TV." I'm extremely concerned that fillies might visit this thread, skip past all of the innocent talk of waffle photography and the educational classroom banter, and accidentally glance at a single four-letter word that renders them instantly and permanently impure. (I'm pretty sure that's what got 4171746 started with all of that shipping business.)

Two (and more importantly): can we change the group's banner image or something? Personally, I think 4173967's work perfectly encapsulates the dignified and professional atmosphere we strive to maintain around here.

4170364
Dean Skywriter, may I at least get transfer credit?

4174091
I can confirm this, and I wholeheartedly support the idea that we lock Sweetie Bell out of this thread. Four letter words are dangerous. (Mine was "fondue" btw)

4170391
Four Letter Words such as "Quill", "Banter", "Ponce de Leon", "Froinlaven", and of course, "Dundermufflin" are hazardous to the development and innocent growth of today's youth! A simple CTRL-F search will reveal that this thread, though innocent in nature in the first few posts, has indeed gone the way of Technomalbolgia.

What would you do if your theoretical until proven otherwise children/foals/sock puppets/AI Systems where to be corrupted by seeing one of these dark and disturbing four letter words? HMMM? What then?

4174779
You realize, of course, "HMMM" is a sentence element of two letters concatenated to two letters, rendering the entire argument specious?

4175193
I concede that saying the Harsh Prayer(Harsh Mare, Mighty Mare) in extremely tuniquited abbrev, is bad form. But it by no means invalidates my argument as to the dangers of four letter words. In fact, I'd argue that it - in point of fact - strengthens my stance.

4180389
Don't worry, when the notification pops up I'll remember having read your explanation that it was a misclick.

4173492

Two (and more importantly): can we change the group's banner image or something? Personally, I think >> Misplaced Mage's work perfectly encapsulates the dignified and professional atmosphere we strive to maintain around here.

Are you nuts? 4173967's "work" looks like a Magritte painting would if you got the artist really drunk and possibly drove a railroad spike into his brain first. Putting that as our header would make us look less like a group that celebrates professionalism, majesty, and all things Harshwhinny and more like some sort of bizarre Internet performance art troupe.

4180387
Shoot, sorry, I meant to respond to 4174091, not to 4173492. Sorry, horizon. That was for horizon instead.

4174779

ctrl+F "Technomalbolgia"

shakes head and sighs

4180622
Sorry. The vote will fail 25 to 13.

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Careful there, guys. Unauthorized reproduction of the Harshprayer (even in spoilertexted form) was judged Provisionally Unprofessional by the Trophy Conclave in 2 A.H.

4175760

Don't worry, when the notification pops up I'll remember having read your explanation that it was a misclick.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

Moderator 4180387? Can we ban causal violations from the group? Future Horizon's really starting to get on my —

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4174523
Transfer to what, exactly?