Name's Michael, I'm just a normal teenager until I landed in Equestria through a portal. Celestia and Luna arent doing a good job so I had to defeat every pony to become KING OF EQUESTRIA!
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Please ignore the numerous bottles of rum and the bong. I assure you I'm a real straight shooter!
Name's Michael, I'm just a normal teenager until I landed in Equestria through a portal. Celestia and Luna arent doing a good job so I had to defeat every pony to become KING OF EQUESTRIA!