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  • 11 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

    Has anyone ever done a conlang workup of Ponish? It doesn't have to be GOOD but I could really use some idea what it might sound like to a non-Ponish speaker. I'm a novice conlanger and I COULD go down that rabbit hole, but it's probably not an effective use of my time.

    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

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  • 35 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

    Not sure what I'm going to do with it. Doing a lot of furry art and comics right now on Furaffinity, and my normie erotica is still what keeps the lights on.

    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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  • 39 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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  • 47 weeks
    This is Tremendously Important

    Brave new world, that has such thestrals in it.

    5 comments · 134 views
  • 49 weeks
    It Works Online, Too


    [sauce]

    I have different meds in the pipeline. We'll see how that goes.

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Oct
28th
2022

So About Sunny... · 1:23am Oct 28th, 2022

I'm slow on the new show, but I'm getting deeper into MYM and... Sunny's autistic, right? Obsessive special interests, nonexistent social skills, freakouts? She's autistic. In MYM it rolls off her in waves.

Like, spectrum rep isn't exactly a new boundary for the show to cross, either. So. I'm going with that if I ever write about her. I was initially going anarchist, which she is, but that's surface-layer.

Anarchist princess lol. I love it.

Just as IRL no one is normal (or at least no one I know), they all have their issues. Izzy has ADHD for sure. Pipp... is she a narcissist? Not sure. Her freakouts about social media stats are interesting. Hitch is a diagnosed clinical himbo, and Zip is... a normie? :duck: No, that seems unlikely. I must be missing something.

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Zipp can be trans?

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Author Interviewer

Zipp was tragically born without a personality!

Zipp's getting a psychology thesis or four out of her friends.

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Not really, a problem, but also not a problem! FtM. G5 needs more sexy stallions.

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The condition is incurable, all we can do is make him comfortable.

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*Zip begins speaking into his phone*

Funday, 3:17 PM. Chore detective Zip Storm is on the Case of Why We Can't Have Nice Things.

Dishes: Sink full of suds and dishes. Chore appears to have been abandoned. Incriminating trail of soapy footprints leads to Izzy's craft table, where she is doing... something... to most of our forks. It involves colored epoxy, and looks permanent. Note: Gently remind her that the is expected to replace any communal property she uses in art projects.

Laundry: By far our easiest chore, consisting this week of three articles of clothing, two of which are mane-and-tail accessories. Still somehow undone. Who is responsible? The core chart says Pipp is. What could possibly be important enough to distract her from such a trivial chore?

[Cut to video of Pipp gyrating awkwardly in front a phone stand.]

Note: My sister continues to accept the inevitable fading of her social media star with neither grace nor humility. Schedule time to feel smug about this later.

Vacuuming: The floors are... *runs white hoof across hardwood and squints at it* spotless. Sunny had this one. Good job, Sunny. Note: Sunny continues to be a pure and perfect angel, too good for this cruel world. Remember to buy her a cookie later.

*Zip snaps his phone closed and sets his jaw*

"All right. That's all the evidence I need. Time to make some arrests."

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