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Deep


"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

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  • Thursday
    Rare Political Post: Kanye's Campaign is the Most Insane Sh*t I've Ever Seen

    You have:

    - Kanye "every human being has something of value they've brought to the table, especially Hitler" West

    - Milo "ex-gay" Yiannopoulos on his left

    - Nick "(paraphrased) We need to burn women alive like the good ol' days for them bearing false witness, worshipping minerals and being 300lbs" Fuentes on his right

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    7 comments · 41 views
  • 3 weeks
    Is the American Economy Dying?

    Semi-political post. Please, forgive me :raritycry::rainbowlaugh:

    I'd post this on Twitter or Reddit, but:
    1) I don't want endless comments from insane people (cuz Reddit/Twitter :rainbowlaugh: )

    2) I'd rather blog it here as a sort of diary post for myself

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    18 comments · 141 views
  • 4 weeks
    YEEEEEES!!!! MORE AWESOME GENETICS NEWS!!!!!!!

    Consider this blog a sequel to this one.

    I'm FINALLY able to do full squats and deadlifts on both legs through a relatively full range of motion, no inflammation, and very minimal pain. Meaning, I can finally get a gym membership for the first time since 2014!!!!!

    Over 8 fucking years haha.

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    3 comments · 35 views
  • 7 weeks
    YES!!! Awesome Genetics News!

    Okay, how do I explain this haha?

    Raise your arm up towards the sky/ceiling. Like, actually extend it as much as you can. Is it straight? If so, then congrats, it took me over 8 years to do that :rainbowlaugh:

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    6 comments · 65 views
  • 11 weeks
    Bleh, Genetics Are Winning (For Now)

    Since my Elhers-Danlos affects my shoulders most of all, upper body pressing exercises are beyond difficult to progress on. Which is saying something considering my Elhers-Danlos led to a labrum tear in each of my hips lol. Training hard works on everything except pressing, leading to hilarious strength discrepancies. My shoulders, chest and triceps might be 5x weaker than they should be

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    3 comments · 59 views
Aug
1st
2022

Well, Guess It's Time to Run Now · 3:46am August 1st

Now that my joints are good enough to run consistently, I was thinking it was time I stopped being absolutely dogshit at running.

So for the first time in over 8 years, I decided to run a mile... and it was actually super easy!!!

Which is awesome considering I'm 223 lbs in the morning now. I still had to be pretty careful and slow during it to see how my hips and knees feel. But they actually felt fine considering the insane lay off.

Now to build up to a 6 minute mile at 220 lbs. For you runners on here, don't tell me if that's too low or too high of a goal. Like with all things, I prefer to go into this with total ignorance haha.

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Comments ( 50 )
Huk
Huk #2 · August 1st · · ·

God Damn it, man. Stop being so motivated! You're making everybody who is unmotivated (like myself) feel bad. Think of the children, damn it :trollestia:!

I SWEAR, DEEP. Ugh, your stupid motivation to meet your targets is invading my mind... You're making me think that maybe, if I work hard enough, I may actually be able to succeed in life. :pinkiegasp: HOW COULD YOU?! :derpytongue2:

Deep #4 · August 1st · · ·

5676804
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Aww, you guys are making me blush :raritystarry:

Seriously, though, I don't see myself as motivated at all. I'm just gonna add in two quick cardio sessions a week to what I'm already doing. It's like 45 minutes total extra a week. Far from something that needs a lot of motivation.

5676832
You don't see yourself as motivated, but you've previously said that you want to look like Omni-Man? HMMMMMM... Something about what you're telling me doesn't quite add up...

Huk
Huk #6 · August 1st · · ·

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[...] Far from something that needs a lot of motivation.

Your average Joe taking a car to a store that is five minutes away on foot, would disagree :trollestia:

5676835

Becoming Omni Man is fun!!! You don't need to be motivated to have fun haha.

5676838

Lol true. I just view all this stuff as fun, so no motivation is required. No one would be claiming I'm motivated if I spend 10 hours on video games, even though that is also just me having fun.

5676840
Ah, but you're forgetting the small but not insignificant fact that fun IS a form of motivation in itself, therefore meaning that you are motivated to become Omni-Man. :trollestia:

Huk
Huk #10 · August 1st · · ·

5676842

Ah, he doesn't need motivation to become Omni-Man. What he needs is a cool mustache :trollestia:

5676874
Oh no, you can't say that or you might give him... ideas... :trollestia:

Huk
Huk #12 · August 1st · · ·

5676876

Well, shit. With Deep's motivation, we're all doomed now for sure :trollestia:

5676883
At this rate he'll be able to achieve quite literally anything he puts his mind to. He may as well become the next President of the United States.

*epiphany moment*

Actually, thinking about it, if I lived in America and he was running for President, I would probably vote for him. But that's besides the point. His motivation will almost certainly grant him the power to take over the world within the next decade and a half. :trollestia:

5676885

If I was the President, you should all run to the Moon or Mars ASAP :rainbowlaugh:

Actually, thinking about it, if I lived in America and he was running for President, I would probably vote for him

Probably? :twilightangry2:


5676874

Ah, he doesn't need motivation to become Omni-Man. What he needs is a cool mustache

I am a simple man. I just need my wife, cool facial hair, and the ability to vaporize a whole goddamn planet with my sheer speed.

Seriously, though, a big reason I'm doing this is because dieting is so fucking boring to me. It's so much more fun to chase a performance metric than eat a certain way to hit some arbitrary weight or leanness. I can't imagine a guy who can deadlift 600 lbs, overhead press 300 lbs, and run a 6 minute mile simultaneously not be in great shape. Though I'm probably wrong lol.

5676983
"Probably" actually means I'm 99.999999999999999% sure. The other 0.000000000000001% is for the highly unlikely and practically impossible event of someone better coming along and running for President. However, looking at the political systems around the world right now, I... don't think that'll happen. You have my vote.

5676991

What if the other person is your beloved Iredwolf? :ajsmug:

5676993
Backstage technicians, can you hit the lights? I need to give a monologue.

i.redd.it/zj2fgbunsmp31.jpg

Ok, that's better. *clears throat*

Deep, are you seriously going to make me pick one? Because that's not possible. It is written in my genealogy that I am a ✨ bisexual ✨ and therefore it is against my very nature to pick between any two options that I am presented with. I am destined to be an indecisive procrastinator for all eternity, and there is nothing that anyone can do about it. Thank you for attending my TED talk.

5677046
It's not even that hard lol

Pick someone other than me

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because i can't pick one because whenever i favour anyone over anyone else someone ends up being offended and i feel bad even though i'm not even sure if i did anything to upset them

5677081
Well, you sure as shit ain't gonna offend me

5677082
*remembers that one time years ago when one of my friends said they wouldn't get upset but then they did and made things miserable for me*

5677083
They ain't a friend if they do that

5677085
That's why I decided not to speak to them again after that.

5677086
Well, it's hard to offend me

You can say a racial slur to me and I wouldn't even be fazed, I'd probably find it funny

5677088
Although I won't do that, because I don't like swearing or saying slurs.

5677090
*my friends just casually greeting each other using slurs and dropping the f bomb*

Me: Language!

My friends: *calling me the f slur as a joke*

Me: *pulls out Uno reverse card and says nothing*

5677091
I bet you used the one I sent you lol

5677092
This was before you sent me that one.

5677093
The one I sent you is more powerful

5677095
Don't question

Now, let's end this before we fill up Deep's blog with our non sense

5677096
What's wrong with filling up the comment section on Deep's blog post with nonsense? He won't mind, will he?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll stop annoying Deep now. Although he'll probably find the excessive amounts of spam hilarious, knowing him.

Deep, if you're reading this, just know that I'm about to boost the view count on that blog that you want to get up to 69069 views. You have corrupted my mind with your motivational speaking and now the goal must be accomplished.

5677097
There is no house in New Orleans smh😔

In the meantime my lazy butt can barely get out of bed

5676804
As someone who qualifies as a child according to some definitions agreed! Don't make me feel bad :fluttershysad:

In all seriousness though, I wish you luck on acheiving your goals.

5677097

Oh, I definitely found this hilarious (and kind of cute haha).

And let's see if you got it to that number :trixieshiftright:

5677322

Oftentimes, it takes me like an hour to get out of bed, so I'm probably A LOT lazier than you haha.

5679624

I definitely found this hilarious (and kind of cute haha).

cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute

Why does everyone always seem to describe me using that word? Friends, family, strangers... Seriously, why? I'm not cute.

5679633

I meant you and your bf (Iredwolf) having that convo was cute.

Why does everyone always seem to describe me using that word? Friends, family, strangers... Seriously, why? I'm not cute.

Would you rather be called gross or icky? :rainbowlaugh: Consider yourself blessed haha.

5679634
I know, but... You know when you just get called the same thing over and over to the point where just hearing that name or phrase or word just irritates you ever so slightly? That's where I am now. I've been called "cute" by different people for as long as I can remember, and considering this started when I was a baby or toddler and I'm now in my mid to late teens, it's getting old. I also quite often find myself being treated like I'm less intelligent because I'm "small" and "cute," so that's probably where the hatred of the word comes from. :twilightsheepish:

"Awww, you so wittle and cute like a five-year-owd and you look like a wittle mawshmellow-" Ew.

5679639

Lol. I have the opposite problem. I've always been told "I look too serious" or that I look "too mature." So I get treated more like an adult than I want to be.

However, once I open my mouth people realize how wrong they were about me :rainbowlaugh:

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Lol.

PSA for society: Don't judge others based on their appearances. Please don't, it just causes so much unwanted drama that no-one needs in their lives.

5679823

Fun fact: Based on how I look, my high school friends thought I was lying when I said I like to write. They would've died if I told them I like MLP haha. I look the exact opposite of my personality somehow.

I am a big believer in "judge a book by its looks", though. It seems to work about 90% of the time or so. Feel free to hate me for it haha.

5679825
It's natural and ok to make some assumptions based on appearance, as long as you're open to the idea that you might be wrong about something.

5679828

Yep, I'm always open to the idea that I'm wrong about someone. It's actually fun for me to ask questions so the other person has to chance to prove their appearance wrong. It's super interesting, for example, if someone who looks very nerdy turns out to be super athletic.

5679830
Some nerds are very athletic, actually. Just not me :rainbowlaugh:

5679834

Haha. You can always look at a sport as a nerdy activity. Getting good at a sport isn't much different than getting good at a school subject.

5679835
Maybe for some. I tend to prefer individual sports.

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