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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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Jul
31st
2022

With All Due Respect To Tolkien · 4:48pm Jul 31st, 2022

And the mists of the ocean rolled away as the great ship sailed, the white masts billowing towards the Ancient West, rising upwards away from the world, carrying the Element Bearers and the Princesses, and at last an end had come to Equestria of story and song.

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Comments ( 6 )

5676444
If I’m remembering correctly; that’a a nod to how The Return of the King ends

5676448
*pulls out his copy*

He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm back,' he said.

Lay down your sweet and weary head.

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