I have no idea what story this would fit in, but whatever:
Twilight Sparkle: "You seem preoccupied." Shining Armor: "I'm concerned that one day, Cadance might find out that Chrysalis has a bigger dick than me."
I would like to thank you all for the strong positive response to "Tough Love." I wasn't sure how it would go down, but it's one fo the best-received fics I've written in the last year or so. My thanks! (EDIT: topped the feature box at number 1.)
I've been writing -- several stories in the works. However, none were speaking to me, none grabbed my muse. Luckily, I brushed off one of my old ideas and it did speak to my muse, and I pounded out 3500 words in no time flat. I'm currently editing it, will probably publish in a couple days.