Tell Your Tale 6 - Clip Trot (my reaction)

What's happening?
Why are bunnies wearing hats?
"Ponies!" Wait, what? Aren't they bunnies?
Clip trot? Trot is like a run. So clip run? Like a bank run, just with clips, and bunnies?
And why are the bunnies walking on two legs?
A million hooked-ups? Firstly, Pegasssi are the only ones with cellphones. A million of them in Zephyr High alone? A bit much, no? And what's a hooked-up?
I'm not sure this show is for little girls anymore. Even I can't understand half of what they're saying.
Hoof taps? I guess that makes a bit more sense. I thought their land is a happy place, but it seems Youtube removed downvotes even in their world. Evil spreads...
"Surely you need only 4." Four hooves, yes. Four hoof taps, why? Why would you only hoof tap four times and not more? Izzy, you crazy.
"I can't think of an excuse," Izzy excused herself... You know, you could have just used the same excuse everypony else used.
Jazzy Babe? What happened to the Sprinkly Sparkly names?
Pipp lifts a hoof. Can hardly breathe from exhaustion. Lazy princess.
"No canternet?" Wait, is that a reference to Canterlot? Canterlot is real?
"It's a pony hip-hop." Weren't they dancing to the bunny thing? Did Pipp just hoof type a whole new song on her phone?
Crab hates water.
Oh, Unicorns also have cellphones, suddenly. What happened to the animal-driven technology level?
The absence of the downvote button confirmed. Equestria is doomed, as well!
Hoof tap on the big screen. It's a feature. This means that before magic, ponies had to sacrifice themselves for a big-screen hoof tap, plunging to their demise right after.
"I will be Pipp" She's not even in the video...
Oh, we need to fill 5 more seconds somehow. What do we do? What do we do? Throw Izzy in there.