Apr
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2022
Aristocracy · 4:39pm Apr 8th, 2022
"Lord Twaddly Sniffinschitt came from the House of Sniffinschitt, famous for Duke Sniffinschitt who bravely slaughtered thousands of Saxon civilians when the Normans stole their land. Lord Twaddly Sniffinschitt spent most of his time writing letters to his 127 mistresses, most of whom were under the age of 14 while his serfs starved on the land they worked on as he stole-oops, taxed-the food they grew. Being mildly retarded due to inbreeding he could not handle a spade, but very industriously robbed the farmers. After marrying his cousin, he died at age 35 while trying to bravely machine gun a group of Boers while attempting to steal their land."
My honest opinion is that the House of Lords should be thrown into the Thames.
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RoyalBardofCanterlot · 136 views
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Isn’t it interesting that the most impactful decisions made on behalf of the working class are made by the most objectively useless workers?
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Have all my upvotes.
/me gives you the red flag and the books of Lenin and Stalin.
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*Hands you a black flag with a big "A" on it.*
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1:1 👍
You might to send the House of Commons too. If you think that the members of the House of Lords are unique, then you are sadly mistaken.
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*Sigh* Yeah...
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Hey, my own House of Reps and Senate can join them in spirit via the Potomac.
So is this real history or just some crackpot Crusader Kings 3 story? Can't tell, which worries me.
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Yes, the House of Sniffinschitt really exists. You should google it.