1/8/22 Clop/Fetish Reviews [3] · 2:31pm Jan 8th, 2022
Was this slotted for 1/3? Yes. Was it done at that time? Yes. Did I post it? No 
These are the last five of my current roundup; two more are pending reviews and my reading list is full! But, I've received delightful feedback from authors, and absolutely want to keep doing this.
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As for the mane event...
TITLE: Dash Takes the Piss
Author: LavenderLace
SHIP: LyraDash
WORD COUNT: 1,815
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Piss
OTHER TAGS:Slice of Life
Quick and easy, just like my nights in Vegas.
No, but really, this is a great read for being so short. Excellent grammar and vocabulary, Dash and Lyra feel in character, and we’re given decent descriptions to help us figure out what our surroundings look like. I had little trouble imagining the locker room despite the brief time taken on it.
As for porn; there’s not really any here, or at least not much. If your fetish is specifically mares wiping each other’s arses and privates though, boy, do I have a story to recommend to you! A wipe and a lick and the story is over. Sad, but true!
Also, the cheeky little quip about BonBon.
Kinda weird that they said “butthole” like four times though. Totally my issue.
Upvoted?: Yes!
Enjoyment: 7/10, it was fun!
Shelf: Read
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TITLE: Ponyville’s Public Restrooms
Author: Jamin P Rose
SHIP: LyraBon, Implied TwiCelest(?)
WORD COUNT: 1,161
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Scat eating, piss drinking, voyeurism, general debauchery
OTHER TAGS:None
I’m going to be frank here. I don’t like scat eating or piss drinking. Neither of these things, which appear in the fic, are warned for. That’s not a big deal for me and my big boy pants, but it is a nice courtesy for others. I guess I’ve been spoiled by the likes of AO3 and such!
It’s not a poorly written fic at all, honestly. It’s pretty average, though as it gets into the action, things feel a bit… rushed? A bit like everything is crammed together very quickly. I think more time could have been spent on Lyra and Bon-Bon actually entering the restroom, seeing Twilight, maybe giving each other a brief or knowing look? Something to indicate that they were going to have a bit of fun, rather than just diving right into it. Of course, if that’s the world that’s set up, that critique is completely unique to me, so don’t mind it.
Still, my point stands on more time being spent on the “good bits.” Why not describe the… phallic magic Twilight creates? Or detail the texture of the horse apples? Maybe taking a moment to talk about the characters’ genitals, how they look, how Twilight thinks of them and the actions going on before her.
All in all, if you want ACTION, you get action. Great if you want a quick wank, I imagine!
Upvoted?: No, but not downvoted either
Enjoyment: 1/10 It’s not my thing, that’s all.
Shelf: No special shelf (Reviewed
TITLE: Chrysalis Makes Rarity Her Broodmare
Author: Dr Sharaz Jek
SHIP: Rarity/Chrysalis
WORD COUNT: 2,008
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Cum Inflation, Oviposition/Eggs, Non-Con/Rape
OTHER TAGS:Anthro
Chrysalis Makes Rarity Her Broodmare is a great, quick read, with cum and eggs and fucking galore! No real grammatical issues (save for a misspelled– or misplaced?-- word), and only a couple awkward vocabulary choices (the first line, in particular, using “focus” twice in a sentence).
An anthropomorphized Rarity has stumbled too far from her normal gem-hunting grounds, oh no! And now the evil Queen Chrysalis is gonna break her into a good, obedient little broodmare slut. While I always prefer more time is taken with describing scenes, especially in the case of a characters’ mental state, I don’t think it’s really necessary in this. This fic is for a quick clop, and doesn’t really lose anything by leaving out the nitty gritty mindbreak stuff.
I quite like this author’s style of writing, as well. It’s descriptive but straightforward, and I have no trouble imagining the scene they set up for us. Would recommend!
Upvoted?: Absolutely!
Enjoyment: 6/10 Had some kinks I really liked, would read again.
Shelf: No special shelf (Reviewed)
TITLE: No Budging Over Tradition
Author: Glitter Grenade
SHIP: Celestia/Chrysalis
WORD COUNT: 2,269
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Oviposition/Eggs, Pregnancy, Futanari, Cum Inflation, Non-Con(?)
OTHER TAGS:Alt. Universe
Do you like eggs? This is how we get eggs.
I’ll admit, this one starts with a pretty fun run-on sentence meant to portray Celestia’s stream of consciousness thought process. Chrysalis, her new ally, is doing something dutifully weird, and poor Celestia is trying to be polite. It doesn’t help that she has a thing for pregnant mares…
There’s a few hiccups in the flow of writing, mostly regarding the positions the ponies are in, but after Celestia gets… well, let’s say involved, it evens out. I couldn’t really picture the room they were in, but it wasn’t as important to this story as it is to some others, so it’s no real issue for me.
One of the tags did strike me as weird, though. Non-con? This doesn’t really read as rape-y at all. Maybe, maybe dubcon, for the very beginning, but Celestia is pretty receptive to the whole thing. Definitely struck me as odd to use that tag. No harm in being cautious, though, as I assume some people could read it that way (maybe reading hypnotism in the pheromone thing as well, or drugging perhaps? All;s fair in fic-and-wa… love and tolerance).
If you like eggs, and you like ponies getting stuffed with eggs, and you like girls with dicks, and also lots and lots of cum– just stop reading my journal and go read this fic! Don’t worry, I’ll wait. ;)
Upvoted?: Yes!
Enjoyment: 6/10, some good stuff that needs just a touch of streamlining.
Shelf: No special shelf (Reviewed)
TITLE: A Tragic Spark
Author: Gassipons
SHIP: TwiSpike (if you count non consensual facesitting as a ship, I suppose)
WORD COUNT: 2,194
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Slob, Farting, Facesitting, Non-Con
OTHER TAGS:Slice of Life
Do I like slob? Kind of. It depends. The less talk of smeg and femsmeg (or whatever you neckbeards call it), the better. Unwashed musk can be pretty hot when it’s played up in a way that isn’t visceral real and disgusting (I’ve been to cons, you revolting heathens! Mercy upon my nose).
Does this play it up? Absolutely, but in the right ways. I’ve been in a NEET nest before (and, y’know, might be one; but hey! I have better hygiene, I swear), and there’s all sorts of ways to describe it that would make me cringe. This doesn’t do that. The author describes it as reeking, as being disgusting, and all the while avoiding sickening words like “cheesy.” Thank the Sun Horse for that.
Anyways, the fic is written in second person, which isn’t something I prefer, but I know a lot of folks who like to slap themselves into the action enjoy it. Definitely a good read on that front; this fic places you in the shoes (claws, I guess) of Spike the dragon, dealing with his disgustingly stinky, pudgy, farting friend Twilight Sparkle.
I have to admit, there wasn’t much suspension of disbelief for how Twilight got to this point, but it’s not really necessary for the purposes of the story. Twilight is a gross NEET that huffs her own farts and then makes Spike huff them, too. Win-win.
Grammatically and vocabulary-wise, this is great. I quite like this author’s writing, even if this fic doesn’t cater to my specific niche in the fetish. I’ll have no problems reading more from them in the future. If you like facesitting and facefarting, what are you still doing here? Go, go, go!
Upvoted?: Absolutely
Enjoyment: 7/10, a good read all around!
Shelf: No special shelf (Reviewed)
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