Some of my favorite quotes 7: · 8:57pm Dec 8th, 2021
The Devil doesn’t let marines in hell, he’s scared they’ll take over -retired marine recon during Vietnam
American spy: “I married a Chinese spy”
Chinese spy: “I married an American spy”
Russian spy: “I was your priest, uncle, librarian, waiter, and lawyer” —unknown source
You didn't save my life, you ruined my death —Venom, Venom comics
I'm just really cool. At least that’s what I tell myself" - Tommyinnit
I rather be unstable than unfulfilled. —Robo Reagan inside job
Time is fake and reality is an illusion. I’m celebrating Arbor Day as we speak. —Some guy on the internet In November
Once you start doing something, don’t stop when you’re tired. Stop when you’re done!
— Johnny Sins the hub
I hate Riverdale
Can’t wait for the next season. —a friend
Why'd you become a villain?"
"I found a good playlist."
"Thats it? No childhood trauma, revenge, hate for the world?"
"It was a pretty good playlist tho" —Random YouTube commenter
Those who are heartless are the ones who once cared too much —a villain
If you smile after winning a battle, you're the hero but if you smile during a fight, you're the villain. —Same villain as the one above
A hero will sacrifice his love for the world but a villain will sacrifice the world for his love. —Reistlin
You think I'm Bad now? Just wait, it gets better. -the same unnamed villain as before
If I can’t make people smile I will make them cry. —Fundy 2020
Every villain is misunderstood by someone; sometimes even themselves. —Unknown
Every villain is the hero of his own story.
Every hero is the hero of other people's story.
I'd rather write my own. -Same unnamed villain as before
You call it revenge, I call it returning the favour. —Fundy
And last but not least the funniest one of the bunch…
When there's no cops around, anything's legal! —Grunkle Stan
Next one of these Favorite Quotes will be Kirbo edition!!! (Only quotes I’ve saved from Kirbo the god-killer
These quotes actually make you think.
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