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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Sunday
    The power of Dwarven craftmenship

    Better than any elf. All three movies much shorter now.

    6 comments · 54 views
  • 1 week
    The fandom is a shadow of its former self

    It seems we have become the DĂșnedain of Eriador after the fall of Arnor. Our numbers are few, and we get few reinforcements in the form of new fans. But as semi furries (some of us, outright furries) we may draw in some new people here and there. Perhaps when the G5 series will happen Aragon will come out of the shadows and lead us to greatness once more? Then again, not every brony is on

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    17 comments · 175 views
  • 2 weeks
    Writing outside your comfort zone

    My comfort zone is semi-trollfic stories with absolute nonsensical themes. But I have experimented outside of it from time to time. Recently, I am working on an ongoing serious story called: Only Friend.

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    8 comments · 109 views
  • 3 weeks
    Sorry for all the blog spam I did recently

    I just lost followers over it, it seems. I'll make sure to space them out in the future. Just wanted to say that. I was making a blog post nearly every day, along with spamming out stories like a machine gun.

    7 comments · 106 views
  • 3 weeks
    Super Secret Petting finally now has an ending

    Sorry for the short chapter. But I simply wanted to end this story. I had not updated this in a long time. Sorry, if it has a disappointing ending. But at least, it has an end once and for all. It was eating away at me. There are some other stories I never finished, which makes me a little sad.

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    2 comments · 101 views
Nov
28th
2021

Your friendly Robot Pony says this · 2:19pm Nov 28th, 2021

How would you react? Immortal robot pony, but friendly says this. "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

Report Bendy · 89 views · #Mass Effect #Joker #EDI
Comments ( 4 )

Well, if they're immortal and can't be harmed, there's a simple remedy to that. Learn the evil containment wave from DBZ and trap said pony for all eternity.

(This is of course being under the assumption that they were being serious and weren't kidding)

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That's going to be hard to do if you're a normal human.

We talking nonhostile AI here. EDI from Mass Effect is your ally. But to make it pony-related, let's say an AI version of Twilight Sparkle.

Oh, no thank you. Have you ever been on your knees for long periods of time? That shit hurts.

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