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Mica


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  • 1 week
    big oof

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  • 2 weeks
    That's an academy record!

    Since Wednesday afternoon, I have lived without a fully functioning phone.

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  • 3 weeks
    no asians

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  • 5 weeks
    18 non-magical ways to use a unicorn horn that isn't "you know what"


    Don't give me that look, Izzy. Everything here is SFW.
    1. Satisfying the "you must be tall enough to ride" requirement at the amusement parks.
    2. Skewering marshmallows for roasting on an open fire.

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Oct
8th
2021

stupid parody i came up with in the shower, may delete later · 3:15am October 8th

Sunny: Princess Celestia, I've done it. I've stopped racism!
:trollestia: Celestia: Thank you, Sunny. Now I am free to roam this Earth.
Sprout: Not if I have anything to say about it. And I do! I'm gonna say the M-word!
Sunny: PRINCESS CELESTIA, GET DOWN!!!
Sprout: Mayonnaise…!!!

*BOOM*

Sunny: Princess Celestia, where are you? Are you okay?
Sprout: She is no longer with us, Sunny. And with her death, I am finally free to say the M-word whenever I want.
Windigo: Not if I have anything to say about it, Sprout! And I do! Prepare for my Pony Unification Freeze Ray Beam!
Sprout: AAAAAAUG
*BOOOM*

Sprout: Sunny, you wouldn't let me die, would you?
Sunny: Shut up, cracker.
Sprout: AAAAAAUG

Sunny: Hey, Hitch, who's that pony in front of us rising out of the water?
False Luna: It is I, Princess Luna!
Hitch: Princess Luna, what are you doing here?
False Luna: I have come to exact revenge on you ponies for allowing my sister to die at the hooves of Sprout.
Sunny: But Your Majesty, we did everything we could!
False Luna: I've already made up my mind.
Sunny: Princess Luna, don't do it! This won't bring Celestia back!
False Luna: MAYYYYONNNNAAAAISE!!!!!

*BOOOOM*

Mane 5: AAAAAAUG

Sunny: Sunny's Log, #32. Princes Luna has struck us out of the sky by saying the M-word.
Izzy: It just doesn't make sense, Sunny! Princess Luna would never say the M-word!
Sunny: I don't understand it either, Izzy. But some things you just gotta live with. Unless...

…Sprout! I should've known it was you!

False Luna (Sprout): Sunny, my friend, I see you've discovered my master plan. Now that I've taken over Luna's body, I have full reign to say the M-word whenever and however I please.
Sunny: So what you're saying is... you're inside of a mare?
False Luna (Sprout): Why, yes, I suppose you could say that.
Sunny: But Sprout, wouldn't that make you STRAIGHT?
False Luna (Sprout): No.. this can't be!

*Sprout is reduced to atoms*

Sprout: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Sunny: Well, girls, we did it. Racism is no more.
:twilightsmile: Princess Twilight: Hello, Sunny.
Sunny: Princess Twilight-senpai? What are you doing here?
Princess Twilight: I came to thank you for your great service to Equestria.
Sunny: No thanks necessary, Princess.
Princess Twilight: As a token of my gratitude, I'd like to give you these alicorn wings.
Sunny: Princess Twilight, it is an honor to call you…ma Larson.
Princess Twilight: And as to you, old friend.

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Comments ( 4 )

Luna getting that M-Word pass.

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now excuse me while i go do my 100 bing-bongs for typing out the M-word

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