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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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  • Today
    Would You Rather Have

    A cute blue space elf waifu (she loves you, but doesn't quite know how human sexuality works)

    Or a lifetime supply of garlic bread?

    4 comments · 17 views
  • 3 weeks
    To My Step"father"

    My sympathies.

    I'm sorry you felt so bad about yourself you had to take it out on a helpless child that couldn't fight back.

    You're pathetic and I pity you.

    Even so God loves you.

    So I will try to.

    God, take away this anger and pain.

    3 comments · 73 views
  • 4 weeks
    Twilight Sparkle Was A Pony Queen

    of her the bards do sadly sing,
    the last whose realm was fair and free
    between the mountains and the sea...

    But long ago she rode away
    and where she is none can say
    for into darkness fell her star
    in the land of the Changelings where the shadows are.

    4 comments · 41 views
  • 5 weeks
    Latin poetry

    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo

    [...] qui me ex versiculus meis putastis

    quod sunt molliculi parum pudicum

    [...] Vos, quod milia multa basiorum

    legistis, male me marem putatis?

    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo

    1 comments · 27 views
  • 6 weeks
    ...What anime is this from?

    Someone, somewhere out there, must be able to explain this scene.

    6 comments · 91 views
Aug
10th
2021

This Would Have Sounded Differently in 1923 · 12:32am August 10th

I was in my office talking to a gay boxer who said he could lick any man in San Francisco when Sally, always a queer one, ran in loudly ejaculating. "Dick! I need Dick!"

That's me, Dick Small, best dick in town.

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Comments ( 3 )

Great example of how the language changes.
Or perhaps how the interpretation is different from one person to another.

EDIT: "Boner" was interesting. Had to look it up in a dictionary. It only listed your interpretation. I always believed it was slang from bone and nothing else. This is what I get from learning English on the Internet.

Not sure in what context the noun is used, but guessing:
I was in my office talking to a gay boxer who made a boner claiming he could lick any man in San Francisco when Sally, always a queer one, ran in loudly ejaculating. "Dick! I need Dick!"

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Another example; in a lot of old Batman comics, the word 'boner' (meaning mistake) is used frequently. It is easy to imagine modern readers sniggering at these passages.

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