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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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Aug
10th
2021

This Would Have Sounded Differently in 1923 · 12:32am Aug 10th, 2021

I was in my office talking to a gay boxer who said he could lick any man in San Francisco when Sally, always a queer one, ran in loudly ejaculating. "Dick! I need Dick!"

That's me, Dick Small, best dick in town.

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Comments ( 3 )

Great example of how the language changes.
Or perhaps how the interpretation is different from one person to another.

EDIT: "Boner" was interesting. Had to look it up in a dictionary. It only listed your interpretation. I always believed it was slang from bone and nothing else. This is what I get from learning English on the Internet.

Not sure in what context the noun is used, but guessing:
I was in my office talking to a gay boxer who made a boner claiming he could lick any man in San Francisco when Sally, always a queer one, ran in loudly ejaculating. "Dick! I need Dick!"

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Another example; in a lot of old Batman comics, the word 'boner' (meaning mistake) is used frequently. It is easy to imagine modern readers sniggering at these passages.

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