MLP Headcanon Time

So, I'm working on chapter five of The Blind Sun, working out a shift in conversation between Troupe Master Grimm and Princess Cadance. How to explain what Princess Cadance has been up to... And in the process my brain does as follows.

"So, Cadance is the Princess of All Forms of Love/Higher being of Empathy and bonds. But sexual attraction, passion and lust 'n shit are Grimm's ballpark lol."

one second later

"Princess Cadance is a panromantic asexual in this au. That's the headcanon now. Because romantic and sexual attraction are two different things."

two seconds later

"If Cadance were a Hallownest bug, she'd be a fluffy, pink poodle moth."

This is my brain at 2am folks.