Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder
This is a list of ongoing or planned projects
Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!
Introducing
This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!
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Already? Surprisingly, yes
Lads, lasses, and those in between or out, I welcome you to the official
This is long past due, and I hope you’ll enjoy my recreating of the story that started my writing journey.
You can thank Minenwerfer for this one
I have like three chapters ready to release but I'm waiting on me to get the cover art done.
Unfortunately, me is very not intellimegent
*Leans into washing machine, then tries to get out, but is “stuck”* “Eek! Uh... stepsis...? I’m stuck!”
*Looks over* “Uh... how the hell do you even get stuck in a washing machi—”
“Just put your dick in me, damnit!”
...You too, Thorax?
oh noes
Pfft-
Thorax, what about Ember?
5523073“I didn’t even consent. She just raped me.”
5523074Yep
5523076“She doesn’t have a dick. Literally.”
5523078“I’m questioning the logistics of this. Do I take it or not?”
5523079*slowly steps back* you do you bud
5523079...
Kydra, wtf—
Well, I know where I'm spending the next 2-3 hours.
5523079...Pharynx exists
5523080K
5523081“Hey, if mom can do it, I can do it.”
5523082Yay.
5523083“But he’s predictable.”
“...I think we need to take away your internet time.”
5523084Agreed
5523084
Yay.
That was not a positive reaction. I need to bleach my eyes after reading this.
5523088I know
5523089"SPITFIRE INBOUND TAKE COVER!"
Where have I seen this?
...You too, Thorax?
oh noes
Pfft-
Thorax, what about Ember?
5523073
“I didn’t even consent. She just raped me.”
5523074
Yep
5523076
“She doesn’t have a dick. Literally.”
5523078
“I’m questioning the logistics of this. Do I take it or not?”
5523079
*slowly steps back* you do you bud
5523079
...
Kydra, wtf—
Well, I know where I'm spending the next 2-3 hours.
5523079
...Pharynx exists
5523080
K
5523081
“Hey, if mom can do it, I can do it.”
5523082
Yay.
5523083
“But he’s predictable.”
“...I think we need to take away your internet time.”
5523084
Agreed
5523084
That was not a positive reaction. I need to bleach my eyes after reading this.
5523088
I know
5523089
"SPITFIRE INBOUND TAKE COVER!"
Where have I seen this?